Chapter 82 - Extreme Weeding

Friendship is a Game

by Twistedphoenix1

Edited by SpedaHooves

"You know," Micro said as he and his friends looked up at Audrey II. "Out of all the plant based villains, this is probably the one I least expected to fight someday."

The huge venus fly trap like plant cackled as it's vines and roots began spreading.

"At least Poison Ivy would've been hot," Spike said and got a smack to the back of his head curtesy of Diamond.

"I'm dreaming," Applejack said as she walked up with Big Mac. Apple Bloom spun around on them as Audrey II spoke.

"You ain't dreaming, and you ain't in Kansas neither."

"How did he hear-" the question was cut off as a vine latched itself around Big Mac and lifted him in the air, pulling him rapidly toward the gaping maw of the horror monster.

"Big Mac!" His sister's called out. Sugar managed to grab the vine before it passed him and dug his mech's feet in.

"Oh!" Audrey (you know he's II by now) said as he felt the resistance. "A big boy huh?"

Vines began winding their way up the Confectioner Regalia's legs and Sugar found himself being pulled apart.

"I could use some help!" He yelled. He was answered with a loud call.

"Fire Fang! Flame Thrower! Flame Burst!"

The vines holding Sugar and Big Mac were turned to ash as Sugar saw Litten, Braxien, and Salazzle standing guard in front of him. Running up to join them were a Blaziken, male and female Pyroar, and Houndoom. Micro walked up with Chandelure floating above his head and landing on the shoulder of Sugar's mech was a Talonflame.

"Oh now that's just cheap!" Audrey said. "How about we even things up?"

Some vines shot into the apple trees nearby and they came to life. Their trunks split and began to resemble Trevenants but with all their leaves and the apples which they picked up and began throwing.

"I think it's time to get some major training in," Micro said. "Keep the vines from turning any more trees!"

His Pokémon all gave out their battle cries as Spike took on his Dracokin form (shocking Applejack and the recently released Big Mac). Diamond took to the sky on her swarm of Imp Ravens and shot toward the nearest tree creature.

"You two need to stay back!" Apple Bloom told her older siblings.

"We aren't letting you fight these things Apple Bloom," Big Mac said. "It's too dangerous."

"And yet I've taken how many down now?!" Apple Bloom said incredulously. "My friends are out there trying to defend our farm and I'm going to help them!"

"Apple Bloom…" Big Mac started, then he felt Applejack's hand on his shoulder.

"We can't stop her," she said, looking down at her little sister who looked up appreciatively. "You've been practicing with that thing haven't you?"

Apple Bloom shouldered Viper and nodded. Applejack sighed.

"We have a lot to discuss, but that will have to wait. We have our farm to defend."

Before Apple Bloom could respond, a bladed shovel and a pair of yellow gauntlets landed in front of Big Mac and Applejack respectively.

"If you want to help you'll need weapons," Micro said as he slid on his kabuki mask and summoned a swarm of micro bots to lift him up. "Shovel blade and shotgun gauntlets. Hope you're ready."

The two older Apples picked up their weapons and nodded. Micro smirked inside his mask and turned.

"Let's mulch this mean green mother!"

BGM Start

Mean Green Mother from Outer Space-Little Shop of Horrors

Spike focused on the solid air quirk Micro has gifted him and a small shield formed, blocking a barrage of apples that the tree creature threw at him. As they bounced off the Dracokin began focusing the ice half of Todoroki's quirk into his right hand.

As soon as he got close enough, Spike stabbed his claw into the trunk and ice spread through it. Dismissing his shield, he brought his other fist back as a thin layer of sweat excreted through his scales.

"Explosion Dragon Ignition Fist!" Spike declared, naming the move as Bakugo's quirk activated, blasting the frozen tree apart.

The young Dracokin look over to his girlfriend and saw her calmly striding toward another tree. The imps around her ditched their disguise and now had the appearance of the red skinned, spike tailed, winged demons they truly were.

Anytime an apple came close to their mistress, the imps would swoop down and knock it aside. As Diamond got closer to the tree, she pulled a huge black axe from nowhere. Spike grinned. He got her that via the Chaos Auction.

While Spike far from trusted the organization, Micro did convince him of one thing. They provided resources, and it would be foolish to ignore them. So, using his share of the money from the times he Dungeon dived with Micro, he bought her a weapon belonging to another beautiful Succubus.

Albedo's axe from Overlord was a bit hard for Diamond to lift still, but in one clean swing, she chopped down the infected apple tree. Seeing her boyfriend looking, she bent over the axe, panting like she was out of breath and showing off her rear to him.

Hey, she was a succubus. Being sexual was in her nature.

Twilight used her magic and caught a barrage of apples thrown by the trees. She smirked as Sunset ran in front of her and sent a wave of flames forward that incinerated the beasts.

Sugar grabbed one and snapped it over his mech's knee as BOB cut another down with his stop sign axe. Apple Bloom saw a vine snaking its way toward her boyfriend and was about to take aim when Big Mac stabbed down with his shovel blade. To the side she saw Applejack blast apart a tree with a few blasts from the Ember Celica. The red head grinned and ran to join her boyfriend and family, taking aim as she did.

Micro floated on his micro bot platform, Litten and Braixen by his side amd raining down flames. Blaziken was kicking through the last temaining tree creatures with Talonflame Brave Birding through some as the others tried to advance. As they tried pushing closer to Audrey though, they seemed to get thicker and regenrated before they could get through.

"Hahahaha!" Audrey cackled. "It'll take more than a bit of heat to beat me!"

Micro racked his brain, trying to think of what might help. it wasn't like they had a giant…

No...that couldn't...it was too stupid to…

"Screw it," Micro said and he flew over to Sugar.

"What's up?" Sugar said, spraying acidic frosting at the approaching vines.

"I have an idea," Micro thought. "It's dumb. It's random. It'll be a miracle if it works...but it's all I can think of right now."

Micro held up two more Pokeballs and out popped a Scyther and Doublade. After telling them the plan, they agreed…

It was stupid.

Audrey cackled to himself as he saw the desperate attempts to hack through his vines.

"You losers ain't getting through to me! What gall you have to think…"

"MOVE!" A voice called out and the group got out of the way. Sugar ran through pushing…

"Is that a fucking lawnmower?" Diamond said, shocking Spike a bit with her profanity, but she was right.

Confectioner's Regalia was pushing a big black lawnmower that was made of Micro's micro bots (that's starting to get confusing). They couldn't see it, but beneath the body of the mower, Micro was hanging upside down and being spun rapidly. Scyther was latched onto his back with its sickle like arms out while Doublade's tassels held on for dear life. The three creatures formed a four bladed fan that was shredding its way through the vines.

"What the?!" Audrey yelled before the ground around them began to look like a grass type was using Frenzy Plant.

The other fighters had snapped out of their daze and ran forth. Sunset and Twilight incinerated and disintegrated as much as they could while the fire types added in as much as they could. Spike froze a lrge chunk of the vines and a quick Ignition Fist took care of them.

Finally, Micro and Sugar made it to Audrey and Sugar raised the lawnmower high above his head.

"OH SHIT!!!!!!!" Audrey said as the blades began tearing into him. Micro roared out commands for Sacred Sword and X Scissor as he pulled out Bloodberry.

"Strawberry on the Shortcake!"

The blurring neon blade combined with his Pokémon's attacks made quick work of the plant.

BGM End

Soon after, the micro bots fell apart and Sugar dimissed the regalia, returning to his norma clothes. The others ran up and cheered.

"That was amazing!" Apple Bloom shouted as she kissed her boyfriend.

"Thanks," he said. "But it was Micro's idea."

"Only him," Spike sighed. They looked up and saw Micro as well as Scyther stubling around. Doublade also didnt seem to know what direction it was trying to float. All three were completely coated in green residue from the plant.

"A little dizzy there jefe?" Sombra asked from inside the armor and Micro turned vaguely in her direction.

"No shit sherlock," he slurred before collapsing.