Anime Senshi?

"Why are there still stupid anime characters? Who would pick an asshole when there was a monument of excellence? Ah ah ... these characters should have been in their place."

As usual I finished an anime. The first thing I did was question the characters' choices and stupid gestures. This was something that never changed. I always ask myself, 'What would I do if I were in their place?' I would answer your questions. And there was one thing I was always sure about.

"He thinks about these anime characters only with their dicks! Also, anime girls are so pretty!"

Yes. I'm a true anime fan. Anime girls were something I liked more than real girls. Except that one; I'm a fan of manga, light novels and web novels. I always read and write.

Oh ... don't get it wrong! I am not a loser Instead, I have a solid knowledge of various martial arts and many topics. I'm not just an otaku watching anime and thinking about 2D. I; I am that aggressive wolf playing volleyball with the girls! I was the most hated person in my school, why? Because I get along very well with girls.

My mom and dad were very oppressive people. I hope they will be comfortable in the afterlife. They died in a traffic accident a few months ago. Yare, yare ... My grandfather had so many philosophies about death that I got used to the concept of death.

By the way, I don't like my grandfather. When he died, I waved after him. But I am a little grateful because it made my psychology so bad that I did not mourn when people near me died.

Anyway, let's not deviate from the subject ... Ah! Correct. My mom and dad were very oppressive people. My father was an entrepreneur who pretended to be successful. How was this happening? Simple.

He always loses and forcibly regains what he lost. He always brags about it to his friends, extremely proud and arrogant to his friends. In short, he had no money. The money he earned was spent replenishing what he had lost.

If it weren't for my mother, we'd probably starve to death. He also works as a general manager in a bank. I will not name the bank. Because I don't know either. That's what he told me.

Anyway, I don't like either of them. They always tried to make me do what they couldn't do and beat me when I refused.

That's why I have always been an ugly and self-interested person, even if unintentionally. Using their money, I improved myself and followed the path of an anime lover. Nobody did it because my lecture and lecture grades were good.

Who knew this calm looking dishonored boy would become an 'Anime Warrior'?

Before the blessing of Truck-sama, I went to the grocery store to get junk food for my next anime movie. Thankfully that grocer was closed, so I had to go to the farther supermarket.

I went to the market safely in a short time and bought the junk food that I always bought, the grocery stores prepared when I entered, and left in a hurry. The weather was very cold and windy. If I had time to enjoy the moon, maybe I wouldn't have encountered Truck-sama.

There were four different lanes between my house and the supermarket. I was sitting at a site on the side of a main road. However, because it was night, there was nothing other than me and the market staff. Although I found this strange, the shortening of the time I could watch the anime made me alarmed.

I quickly got off the curb and started running, taking advantage of the lack of cars. I was a little calm because the road was dark. I was going looking at the ground. At that moment I turned my head to the right as I heard a horn.

A light was coming towards me. It was a GT-R. It seemed like I had enough time to question the beauty of the car. I was looking like a rabbit faced with the light. In my mind, 'What the hell are you doing!' and 'I wish it was mine!' thoughts of style were swirling. I thought how cool I would be if I had it. These were the things that crossed my mind in that half second.

At the same time, the car was about to contact me. There was a meter between us. From where I was, I could see a rich snob dancing with his head like listening to a song in the car. In the country where I live, the GT-R was quite expensive. So I thought he might be a dandy.

He didn't seem to notice me. But I could see his every move as if time had slowed down. At that time, a force came to my body. My heart started pounding rapidly. My eyes were bloodshot, I think it was because I felt the horrible breath of death. I jumped onto the other lane at an unexpected speed from a person.

Whin!!!

I fell hard. My face was starting to burn. At the same time, the food I bought was cut into pieces under the car. I noticed this when my sugar-free coke splashed on me.

My nose started bleeding like a waterfall. My tears were falling, my heart was beating like an automatic rifle.

"Fuck the car you will drive! Fuck the person who bought that car for you in the same way!"

The first thing I did without checking my situation was to fondly commemorate his friends. I endured the pain and this time, looking left and right, I continued on my way. I had to go home quickly and disinfect my stripped legs.

There was no vehicle visible in the second lane. It was a one-way street, divided into two lanes. So the cars would only come from the right side. So after checking the right four times and the left seven times, I continued on my way.

I hit the road and started running, ignoring my pain! Nothing happened when I got to the middle of the road. There was no car.

I thought so.

A Fiat type car came out of the dark road to connect me to the road.It would be a mistake to say I don't expect this. When I realized him, I pushed myself again, going beyond my limits! However, despite my strength, I was unstable. I fell uncontrollably. I threw a firm head at the little pine trees planted in the middle of the road, my arms hit the stones. Really, the whole world was against me.

I felt the wind of the fast moving car on my back. I was alive! I quickly pulled myself together and turned around. The car was lost in the dark of the night. After watching for a while, I removed my middle finger and shouted with the fear of the life-or-death struggle I was going through and the joy of winning this struggle.

"Grim Reaper 0 - Berke 2! I won! Bastards!"

I was like I was crazy. While I was proud of myself, I wondered if I was wasting all my luck in my morning poker with Flosh Royal. Ah! Also, I always bet with my friends and always win. Fools. They still don't know that I trapped them. When I shouted and swore at my luck for a while, I noticed something.

"Once the Grim Reaper wins, I'll be lost forever."

It really was. I had survived many times by chance. A girl on the roof was asking me out in the fire that fools smoking in my school started. When I refused the girl, she ran off the roof in tears.

I've always been proud to be confessed. I looked towards the horizon. The only thought on my mind was how cool I was. But when I heard anxious shouts from below, those thoughts dissipated.

The men's room was just below the attic. And the flame was burning. Black smoke was coming out of the windows. Realizing this, all the children immediately vacated the school. And the only cool person standing on the roof, I was the only one in the school.

Some students and teachers were looking at me anxiously and shouting in fear. They were worried not for my life, but because of their responsibilities. I knew this. I told them not to panic, and I've always played the cool and cold boy in the movies.

'Now find a sturdy sheet and open it with strong people! I'll jump on it! ' I said. Everyone seemed surprised and staring at a fool. But I was so sure of myself that for a moment they must have thought it made sense, too. Physical teachers quickly did what I said, with no other options left and started working with the weightlifting club.

The fire brigade would come. But they would come not to save me, but to remove my dead body. Because by the time they came, I would definitely be ash. So I protected my head with my hands and jumped without hesitation.

I thought how awesome and gorgeous I was when I jumped. I don't remember what happened next. When I woke up I was in a hospital. I had fractures in various parts of my body. But I miraculously survived.

While my classmates and girlfriends said how cool I was, my relatives said I was crazy and crazy! While the doctors and the fire brigade appreciated my prowess, the lecturers gave me counsel long enough to admit that I was 'wrong'.

Ah ah. What were the days. Myself fast times. It was a time when I watched a lot of action and military anime. Please do not!

As I was looking at the road in front of me, I realized that something was extremely strange. It was as if all the bad luck in the world had gathered on me. I thought if I took a step, a car would come out. I thought of calling the fire department and the authorities. Maybe they could detain me thinking I was crazy. So I wouldn't have to take steps. My friends were sitting far away from me. Today, it was Friday. So many people went out of town for the weekend.

To test my suspicion, I stepped off the sidewalk. I can't stay here forever. The weather was very cold, I'm sure I will die from cold till morning. I cannot report this to anyone. Nobody could have helped me either.

"Huff ~ I'm relieved. There's nothing right now."

Of course I did not think. As soon as I pretended to be relieved, I sprinted and crossed without any problem. I was surprised and glad to have luck.

I crossed both lanes easily. After a hundred meters, I would be able to reach my house. And there was no road.

"Once again, the son of a bitch! I have to write this place on a map of places where I shouldn't have entered my wall."

I was saved from being toasted twice in a few seconds. I had sores on my nose, legs, elbows, and face. It hurt when the sharp cold struck. However, I was not in a position to care about them. I turned my head from the road and looked at the dim pavement lit by the street lamps. For some reason I don't know, this road was not a hundred meters, as if it was ten kilometers!

I said "I guess psychologically..." and looked at the roads for the last time. I knew there was something strange about these roads.

"I survived! I will not go out for the night again!" While I was proud of myself, I heard the voice that I am now overly sensitive.

Düüt düüt! (Truck horn!)

I looked around in fear. I was looking for a motor vehicle coming towards me. However, I could not find. As soon as I was sure it was an illusion, my surroundings started to glow. I was like a character leveling up! There was no street lamp where I was. That's why the lamp could not have light! Suddenly I started trembling.

I held my head up as I understood the direction of the light!

"Oh fuck! Holy shit!"

Düüt! Düüt!

There was exactly a pickup truck coming to me. He was coming to me, accompanied by two headlights washing me with an orange light. There was nobody in it and something was written on the license plate of the truck.

'Isekai Delivery Service?'

These were the last words I saw and thought. The truck hit me and all my bones were shattered! Strangely enough, I felt all the pain to the end, even though my skull instantly shattered to pieces.

My body turned into a mud of meat resting on the pavement.

My consciousness has darkened.

***

When I opened my eyes again, I was drifting into the sky like a star. The earth got smaller and smaller and I continued to rise. I was looking confused at the shrinking earth.

I knew what was happening. However, I had died in such an absurd way that I could not imagine it.

"Wait, wait! Isekai Delivery Service, the holy deliveryman we always see in Isekai anime..."

Although I was dead, I did not panic. I was sure that if I continued to live so impulsively, I would die before the age of twenty.

"So that's the sacred delivery service they call Truck-kun ... I hope I wake up in my next life as the main character of an anime."

I had died so ridiculously that it wouldn't be such a strange thing! It was something I dreamed of before going to bed at night. Since the truck kun came to pick me up, I thought I would reincarnate as a hero or creature with absurd powers.

At that time, my prayers seemed to have been accepted. The translucent a window suddenly appeared in front of me. It must be because it appears at an unexpected moment. I was startled and avoided. I heard someone whisper in my ear as I was thinking about what this window would be...

[Congratulations! You have been chosen as 'Anime Warrior' by Anime Warrior System! Good luck in correcting the mistakes of those characters you hate...]

"I knew it! I received the blessing of Truck-sama!"

As I danced to cries of joy, I looked at the wheel that stood motionless above the window. I didn't have time to deal with it. At that time I was busy praying to all the gods. I thought only a divine being could do this.

"My gorgeous anime life begins in a magnificent way! Big onee-sans! Wait for me! A conquest god is coming who uses his brain, not his dick to think!"

As I was making strange movements with my arms and legs, I focused my attention on him, noticing that the wheel suddenly started to spin. On wheel; There were seven different parts, S, A, B, C, D, E, and F. These sections were constantly spinning and gradually slowing down! Although I don't know what it is yet, I understood that the 'S' level is more important.

At that time the wheel slowed down and stopped above the 'D' section. My heart started to beat like it was going to explode. I did not have time to think properly. Because the wheel had already stopped at something. The voice whispering in my ear came back again and a different window appeared before me. I seemed to know what that was.

[The system itself is turning the wheel as it is the first of the Anime Warrior ... You are about to be teleported into a 'D' level anime world!]

I eagerly gave all my attention to the window. But I was praying to all the gods again.

'God, Jesus Christ, Jade Emperor, Buddha ... Please don't let Yaoi and Shounen Ai come!'

As someone who hadn't watched yaoi once in my life, and as a true straight, I didn't want to have sex with men. It could have been my nightmare!

Fortunately, the gods accepted my prayer, the kind of thing I wanted came out. In reality, although I loved Seinen and intelligence war, I didn't think I could survive there.

[Kenja No Mago!]

Yes! There was a fantastic genre and it was Isekai! When I saw the cover of Kenja no Mago, I won the lottery and rejoiced like a poor family man. It wasn't because I liked Kenja no Mago. On the contrary, if they put a gun to my head, I wouldn't watch it again. The reason is that there is an easy and calm plot for the opening.

It was also full of stereotypes.

And most importantly, the female characters were very beautiful!

[As Anime Warrior, you are expected to fulfill the tasks given to you properly. [AP] will increase as long as the quest chains are completed. This will increase your chances of survival in [S] and [A] level anime.]

I had a strange feeling. I felt like my life is in danger. There was also a death threat in the S and A level anime. The system itself said this.

But...

"I admit! I'm already dead!"

[Got it! You are being transferred to the Kenja no Mago anime...]

When he ran out of words, a portal opened in front of me and I entered like a star!

What I came across made my heart beat fast...

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