Weak!

Thor had a dream that he was resting on a warm, soft bed. His mother was sitting next to him and watch him with affection in her eyes. But suddenly, his loving mother turned into a cruel Hela! The soft, warm bed suddenly turned into a huge snake that tried to coil him around. No matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't get away from the snake. He felt harder to breathe with each passing second until he suddenly woke up.

After confirming that it was all just a dream, Thor felt relieved. But nevertheless, he still had trouble breathing and that his bones were creaking, like he was just coiled by a huge snake! Thor wondered what iwas going on as he really was confused by all this. Thor glanced on his side and was startled as he saw a green figure sleeping beside him on the bed.

He was ashamed to think that the figure was the one that induced his nightmare earlier! It was obvious if the green figure cuddled him in his sleep, it would be the same feeling as being coiled by a huge snake! "Hulk! Wake up!" Thor called. He knew that he couldn't sleep like this as the Hulk might kill him in his sleep!

But, Thor couldn't wake the Hulk up as he was sleeping soundly. The Hulk rolled to the side and squeezed Thor beneath him! Thor felt like he was dying. Although he didn't want to provoke the Hulk, there was no other way than waking the Hulk with some violence! He gathered the thunder on his foot and kicked the Hulk violently.

The Hulk instantly roared and started punching at the bed violently. He was awakened in such a violent manner that he started attacking immediately! Meanwhile, Thor was trying hard to dodge every attack that the Hulk threw at him.

The Hulk started to smash everything in his wake. He was in a state of rage that no one would be able to stop him! Until the pain from Thor's kick subsided, the Hulk kept smashing and destroying anything that he got his hand on. Once the pain was gone, the Hulk gradually calmed down and sat on the destroyed bed.

Seeing that the Hulk has calmed down, Thor got out of his hiding spot and showed himself in front of the Hulk! "Good morning, Hulk. Are you alright?" Thor asked hesitantly.

"Hulk, SMASH!" the Hulk roared as he saw Thor.

"Wait a minute, Hulk! You almost killed me in your sleep! I can't wake you up, so I have to kick you to free myself! I won't hurt you anymore!" Thor said as he tried to calm the Hulk down. "Now, would you please wear your pants? I don't think it's good for anyone's heart to see you naked like this!" Thor said calmly. Thor closed his eyes as he didn't want to have the image of naked Hulk lingered much longer in his mind.

Hulk huffed and pulled the sheets, wrapping it around his waist. Thor sighed in relief as now he could see again.

"Big guy, listen, we are leaving this place together! I will take you to Asgard. You will love it there! The place is magnificent, I tell you!" Thor said excitedly.

"No! Thor Go! Hulk Stay!" Hulk said with an annoyed grunt.

"No, come on! My people are waiting for my return! We have to stop the Ragnarok from happening!" Thor said desperately.

"Ragnarok?" Hulk said confusedly.

"It's the end of the world, the end of prophecy! My home would be destroyed!" Thor explained as simple as possible. But the Hulk just rolled his eyes and yawned, not showing the slightest interest in what Thor had to say. Thor sighed as he had to come up with something that might be to the Hulk's liking.

"Help me return to Asgard, and I will help you return to Earth!" Thor said as he tried to compromise.

"No! the Earth hates Hulk! Hulk doesn't want to go back!" Hulk said as he was sulking now. But what he said was somewhat true as the people on Earth feared Hulk, while he was loved here on Sakaar. He wouldn't get the love he got here on Sakaar when he returned to Earth! Although the Hulk had the brain capacity of a child, he could think clearly, and not even an idiot would return to a place where they were hated!

"How come? The Earth loves you, Hulk! In fact, everyone loves you! You are the member of the Avenger, my comrade in arms! Shouldn't friends help each other, Hulk?" Thor said as he tried to persuade the Hulk.

"You are Banner's friend, not Hulk's Friend!" Hulk said, still sulking on the broken bed. Even if Thor tried to reach for the Hulk's sympathy, it didn't seem to work.

Thor was surprised, but he didn't give up! "I am not friend with Banner! I like the Hulk more than Banner! I don't like a weakling, and you are definitely the stronger one! Isn't Banner just a stupid mathematician? I hate their kind of people the most!" Thor said as he kept throwing any excuse that came to his mind in order to persuade the Hulk.

"Just Go! Hulk will stay!" the Hulk said with a pout on his face. No matter what Thor said, the Hulk didn't seem to change his mind.

Thor started to lose his patience, and the compliment changed into insult.

"You are stupid, Huge Green Lump of uselessness!" Thor shouted frustratedly.

"Thor weakling!" the Hulk shouted back.

"I am weak? don't forget that I win against you earlier!" Thor said tauntingly.

"Hulk just lets Thor win! It's not fun to pound a weakling!" The Hulk answered back.

"You are funny! You are destroyed there!" Thor said while smirking tauntingly.