Naruto: The Avatar (Getting rewritten)

So, dying by being crippled and dumped is not the most fun, or best experience. I would say I would give anything to get my old life back, but that wouldn't be true either. You see, this is a story of an everyday guy you find everyday, witnessing something you see not everyday.

I was guy a typical 9-5 worker, even though I was so basic I bagged a beauty though how I didn't even know. We met in college and were always friends but her being as beautiful as she was, separated from me slowly. I couldn't take it anymore and I always liked her, I mean who didn't? So I took a leap of faith and confessed to her, she said yes surprisingly. Ever since, it was 5 years and still together by some miracle, but like people say, all good things must come to an end. You see, I loved the girl with all his heart, so going home that day since it was their 5 year anniversary was planning to propose to her, I saved up all his money for the most beautiful ring I could find which was 100,000 so not cheap, but worth it in my heart.

I came home but noticed the door was unlocked which was weird since she always locked, even though a person couldn't just open the door without a key she still locked it either way. Noticing this I let it go since it was something so small. Getting home I called out to her since they live together, but getting no response confused me since she always answer back but just thought she was sleeping or something so went to the living room to check where she always would sleep unless it's us together but noticed the room empty. I thought she was showering but didn't hear it so I thought something was wrong so I quickly started checking the house but noticing the light in our room on so checked. He would regret that decision in the future but later appreciate this happening to. I saw my girl, being railed from behind by some random dude, while she made a face he didn't think possible unless in a hentai, the infamous Ahegao. The worst part is I'm pretty sure I was bigger but we never did it on her insistence, I saw this and felt my world fall apart, the other two noticed but she didn't even say anything while the guy reacted.

"Bro, what the fuck! Get out!"He yelled at me making me laugh a bit since she's supposed to be his and the house his but this guy acted like he owned both. He then felt uncontrollable rage and ran and punched the guy, knocking him back. Since he wasn't planted and caught off guard it was easy. By now the girl reacted.

"Alex?! What are you doing here?!"She asked me.

"THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD BE ASKING THIS ASSHOLE AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING!"I yelled at her, not noticing the guy before it was too late. I wasn't some weak ass but this guy was built. Between punches I noticed her look of contempt which made me wonder what I did that led to this, what did I do to deserve this?

"What should I do with him?"He asked her after beating me black and blue.

"Cripple then dump him, then come back and let's have more fun."She said the last part with a sultry tone which made me hate her more and noticing his grin it just further pissed me off. After I died I appeared in a white room in front of a woman more beautiful than, her, and she hugged me, stunning me.

"I'm so sorry, forgive me."She said while crying in my chest along with other apologies, confusing me. Before I got more confused though a guy as handsome as the lady was beautiful appeared with a bitter look and seeing him the lady went and started crying in his chest asking things like where it all went wrong and was she a bad parent. After a while she stopped and fell asleep.

"I know you are confused, but first I apologize for what my daughter did to you."He said while getting a more bitter look, but what took my attention is what he said.

"So you're telling me that, SLUT, is your daughter?!"I yelled at him even though I knew he was more powerful than me I couldn't control my rage and hatred I felt for her.

"I understand tha--"

"NO YOU DON'T! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, WATCHING YOUR WORLD FALL APART IN FRONT OF YOU! LOSING EVERYTHING YOU HAD IN LESS THAN AN HOUR?!"I yelled at him since I didn't want to hear his bullshit of how he "understands" what I'm going through.

"*sigh* Look, I brought you here for a second chance at life. You see, I'm god and this is my wife and the one your were dating was my daughter. You see, she was meant to be my successor as the new god, but before every god does they have to be sent to the mortal plane to be tested to see if they can stay as a good and just person so the new god doesn't wreak havoc. You see, you were meant to have a fun and loving family, who it was with didn't matter since that was your fate. But as my daughter she still could do some things, her doing what she did destroyed your string of fate so you can't return to your old earth."He explained.

"And, what happened to your daughter?"I asked him.

"*sigh*I stripped her of her divinity and sent her to spend 1,000,000 years in the 9th layer of hell since there are even rules I can't break, like breaking your string of fate unless something of equal value is given."He explained with a sad expression.

"*sigh* What does this second life entail?"I asked him since at least she's suffering more than me, even though I would much rather do it myself.

"You can go to any world you can think of since you can't return to your old one."He said to me, bringing out my inner weeb.

"Can, I go to Naruto?"I said slowly but hopefully.

"Yes, you can."He replied making me happy.

"Cool!"I said to myself thinking of the world of Shinobi but remembered how dangerous it was making me stressed.

"Wait can I get some type of advantage?"I asked him since I don't want to go there and be a civilian.

"Yes, you will have to spin a wheel with powers and advantages though since I would need to give something to give actual wishes but I gave my daughter a punishment so you don't get the wishes, and you will spin it 3 times by the way."He said with a sheepish look, making me want to get mad but she also gets to suffer at least so it's fair.

"Fine, hopefully my luck isn't so bad."I said to myself seeing a giant game wheel appear and proceed to spin it. After a while it landed on Avatar powers. At first I wanted to complain but thinking about it, it could be worse for the world of Naruto from how OP the sub-skills can be like blood bending or combustion bending is... actually on second thought I'm not to sure I wanna draw a third eye on my forehead. I spun it again and it landed on all Avatar knowledge making me extremely happy since I can now know all types of techniques along with Chi blocking though it may not translate to the Chakra points those are most definitely pressure points.

"Wow, you've got some pretty good stuff."The god commented and I just grinned in response. I spin one last time and I see random look confusing me.

"You will get a random look and you'll have to deal with it after."He explained to me stressing me out since what if I turn out like a pig.

"You shouldn't worry since you have pretty good luck... By the way, before I send you off I should tell you, you will forget this encounter. Along with the powers being sealed till 7 years of age."He told me quickly and right as I was about to ask why I fell in an abyss of darkness before I fell in what felt like water.

(5 Year's Later)

It's been five years since I've been born in what seemed to be Naruto, now I would be happy, but sadly I don't seem to have any cheat, whatever shitty god put me here can suck it. Worst part about my predicament is that I'm just a normal civilian. I was born during the Kyuubi attack so I was orphaned as soon as I was born. Luckily for me though the eight gates exist where it allowed Might Guy to even rival Juubi Madara so I guess that's good. I've started to run around the village early so I could meet him and become his disciple like rock lee. Right now I'm running even though I'm running on fumes and like a miracle I see someone in green start running beside me.

"How are you my youthful friend on this youthful morning!'He said while smiling at me.

"Hello."I said kinda awkwardly since I don't know how to really interact with him to get what I want.

"Ah! Running so early and so young, fanning your flames of youth! I feel more youthful now seeing you! Come along and let's be youthful together!"He said and started running faster and as I tried to catch up I was going to collapsed from exhaustion but before I could hit the ground I feel myself leaning on something and notice it's Guy.

"I'm all for fanning your flames of youth but make sure you're doing it properly."He said to me with a smile and I just smiled back and passed out.