I Don't Need You

So I just met a god. I have a few things to note.

One his place was relatively boring; I mean only a forge and nothing else…here I thought the Lunar goddess was lazy with her décor! 

Second, he instantly asked me to become his champion. Usually, I'd be flattered but it all seemed too rushed. No potential testing, no discussion, nothing! Let's just say when he started talking about the challenge, I had apparently won…yeah, no comment. 

Third, while he was jumping the gun a bit, he didn't seem mad when I corrected him. He seemed like a pretty chill dwarf. So I did the only thing anyone else sane would have done. I invited him to the sect! Sadly he declined, but it was worth a try. Could you imagine an actual god joining us?! 

Fourth, he seemed really surprised about going to the god realm. I guess the gods don't communicate much, maybe? I was thinking they'd go around bragging about who was performing the best or something.