A Caravan Scene Is Mandatory!

As I exit the portal a wolf and a unicorn dash in my embrace.

This is getting out of hand. Wolfie is small and fluffy, but what's with that horse?! Then again it did save me too.

*Hugs and pets*

It's crazy how even the ones that can talk are not immune to patting. I guess what feels nice feels nice no matter what. I guess they don't have the same pride as humans. Or perhaps humans are simply shyer about their quite normal desires.

Everyone longs for affection in a way. Could you imagine a world where humans would go see strangers hoping to get petted? I mean it would work for a cute girl for sure.

Still, as I'm laying in a world of fluff, I am seriously considering how dumb most of the isekai stories are. This is what real life looks like. A wolf and a horse. Where are the cute girls?! Nowhere!

Well, there was Luna, but I have no clue what she's up to nowadays. For all I know she's already forgotten me.