His Little Angry Bird

Have you ever wondered why Cinderella wore a pair of glass shoes? As she danced,  her foot got sweaty, providing lubrication, and while running her feet simply came out. Then why did she wear that? Because that was the plot! But in reality, there is no such existence of that stupid fairy tales. Yet, kids tend to believe that they do exist. But the older they get, the more they understand that there is no such thing. Then what is the summary of this? It brings setbacks. Who knew my life will face such disappointments too? I didn't want to be Cinderella. I wanted to be a normal girl with a swag life. Okay, throw out the swag part. I only wanted to exist like a normal being. I wanted to fell in love with a normal guy, dream high, and then grow old together. But little did I know that life had other plans for me!! Finally, it went through my skull that I, Lavender Rosalie Crescent, can never lead a normal life...