The Bigger Surprise

Firefly:

Watching the flames engulf Supergirl, I keep my finger on the trigger until the whole area in front of me is covered in fires! Hearing the cheer of my men as they see me kill the two, I rise my flamethrower high into the air!

"Yeah," I scream, shooting some flames into the air! "Yeah! That's how you do it! That is how you do it! Haha, fuckers!"

"Swear," someone yells, "You said a swear word, you bastard!"

"What the hell-," I say before the man in sunglasses leaps out from the fire and grabs onto me! Screaming as he latches onto my back, I begin flying around like crazy!

"Get off of me," I scream, trying to pry the fucker off my jetpack.

"Not before I do this," he replies, punching me on both sides of my head before grabbing and breaking one of my wrist-mounted flamethrowers. Letting go, he drops to the ground.

The Man in Sunglasses:

Dropping through the sky, falling face-first toward the top of the wall, I shoot out my arms and flip through the air. Landing with grace on top of the wall, cracks forming as I did, I look back at Firefly.

"No way," he screams, looking at me and his flamethrower. "No! That's not possible! My new flamethrower can heat anyone and anything up to almost 200 degrees! There's no way you could have survived that! No fuck--"

Tossing a kunai before he can finish, I flatten my hand and lower it.

"And yet," I start, "Here we are. Supergirl and me."

Rocks crumbling away, Firefly looks to see Kara standing in a pile of rocks, completely unharmed.

"What the," she says, looking around, first at the rocks and then at me.

"I'm going to kill the doctor," I whisper to myself, before seeing Firefly aim his flamethrower at me. Squeezing the trigger, he releases a massive wave of fire, swinging his hand around and spreading it all over! Blanketing the whole top of the wall, he didn't stop.

"Bbbuurrnnn," he screams, going in a circle as he torches the wall. "Bbbuurrnnn!"

Sliding my foot along the wall's top, I shoot out my left hand before pulling it back and shooting out my right. An entire stone pillar shooting out from beneath me, it launches me into the air.

"Hello," I say, grabbing onto Firefly as he passed me. "Mind if I stay here for a bit?"

"Yes, I do mind," Firefly replies, again trying to shake me off by flying crazily. "Get off! No free rides!"

"Don't worry," I reply, "I won't be staying for long! Just need a few seconds to destroy this!"

Punching through his jetpack, I grab at a handful of wires, and motherboards and pull my hand out.

"No," Firefly screams, the fire from his jetpack dying out and the two of us falling out of the sky.

Flash:

"What the hell," Eobard says, his blurry hand phasing through my chest. "How are you still alive! You should be dead! I just shredder your heart into a million pieces!"

Wondering the same thing, I didn't have time to think about it. Instead, taking the opportunity, I swing my arm and knock Reverse-Flash back a few feet.

"I don't know how I survive that," I say, stretching my arms and legs and preparing for round two, "But hey, I'll take it."

While still stunned by my 'breathing', I leap forward and punch Eobard across the face, wads of spits flying out in slow motion. Sending him rolling across the ground, he gets up fast but not fast enough to stop me from grabbing him by an arm and tossing him into a wall!

Leaving a small outline of himself as he pulls himself off the wall, I turn myself into a missile and launch forward. Slamming right into Eobard, the two of us go right through the wall and into the building!

Captain Cold:

Screaming as Cheetah spins kicks and knocks me to the ground, I still manage to fire back and hit her! Freezing one of her hands, she becomes unsteady and trips while spinning around.

"Tag," I say, smiling and pushing myself up. "You're it!"

Distracted by the ice on her hand, I take the opportunity to freeze both Cheetah's feet to the ground, pinning her. Stuck now, I unload my cold gun on her, freezing every part of her. Starting with the knees and moving up, I'm almost to her head but before I can, my gun runs out, the lights dying out.

"Out of ammo Captain Cold," Cheetah chuckles. "Well, well. What are you going to do now--"

Before she can finish, I bring up my gun and bash it against Cheetah's head, knocking her out.

"Shut up," I start, "You stupid kitty cat."

The Man in Sunglasses:

"No," Firefly screams again, "No! You kill us! You kill the two of us!"

"Wow," I say while the two of us are dropping out of the sky, like a rock in some water. "You have not been paying attention."

Grabbing Firefly and pulling him in front of me, I then kick him away. Backflipping through the air, I land back on top of the wall and use a spare hand to catch the falling 'fudger'.

"Not going to lie," I thought to myself. "I was more than tempted to not catch you."

Seeing more One Earth soldiers, tanks, and helicopters advance toward us, I look back at Kara, Kara still standing in the pile of stone. Moving another one of the stone giant hands, I place it down in front of her.

"Get on," I say, wiggling the fingers. "We're getting out of here!"

Nodding her head, Kara jumps on and I carry her to the top of the wall. Jumping off and landing right beside me, I look at the bug in my hand and the oncoming troops.

"Here," I scream, "Catch!"

Tossing Firefly to the soldiers, a few of them stop firing to catch him. In that small opening, I look toward Kara.

"Kara," I start, "I'm sorry about this, but I need you to hug me!"

"What," Kara says, lending back.

A rocket flying toward us and hitting my stone man, parts of his chest exploding and sending rocks and dust flying away.

"Please just do it," I beg, looking her in the eyes.

Kara looking back at me rushes forward and hugs me, her head resting on my shoulder. Once together, I raise my hands and encase us in a pillar of stone, the same stone pillar sinking back into the wall.

Traveling through the stone wall and into the street, we travel for a few blocks before popping up from the ground. Now, in an alley, I tap on her shoulder.

"You can let go now," I say, making sure to keep my hands at my sides. "We're away from the soldiers."

Pulling back her head, she's still holding onto me.

"Where are we," she asks her face only a few inches from mine. "How did we get here?"

"I, uh," I say, clearing my throat. "I, we move through the rocks."

"What?"

"It's another one of my powers. I can control and manipulate rocks and earth. I ask you to hug me earlier so we could be close."

"Close," Kara repeats.

"Close as in close so I can cover us in stone and move us here," I scream, my head feeling very hot all of a sudden. Pushing Kara away, I fan myself for a bit before reaching into my pocket. "We're about six, maybe seven blocks from the fight. Come on, there are a few people we need to pick up and then someone we need to see. Let's go."

Looking down the street, I see my car a few blocks away. Driving right up to me, I open and hold the door for Kara to get it.

"Your chariot awaits," I say, holding Kara's hand as she gets in. Running and sliding across the hood, I get in the driver's seat myself and kick it into gear, the engine roaring as it blazes down the street.

"It's not exactly the infamous Batmobile," I start, "But nonetheless, it is mine."

Flash:

Holding my head, I struggle to walk back onto the street, almost tripping a few times. Sunshine hitting and blinding me, I block it with my hand. As I block it, I look back at the massive hole in the wall.

"Oh man," I say, thinking back to the fight in the bar, tossing Eobard into the shelves of alcohol and watching them all fall on him. "Well, I'm never allowed back in there."

Turning back around, about to step out, a yellow blur shoots past me and knocks me to the ground.

"Oh that is the least of your worry," Eobard says, turning around with his fists up and ready. "We're not done!"

Running toward me, he only manages to make a foot before some old mashup of a car crash into him! Flying onto the hood before sliding off and hitting the ground, I look at the driver as he pokes his head out.

"That wasn't my fault," the man in the sunglasses says. "He didn't look both ways, and besides, I think he's also drunk. I smell all sorts of liquors; vodka, rum, gin, whisky, and tequila? Sheesh."

"He's not drunk," I yell, getting up and walking over to him. "We fought in a bar."

"Oh. You too uh?"

"You too what?"

"You too can't walk into a bar and not leave without getting into a fight."

"Yeah, kind of."

Seeing Kara get out from the junker, she runs over to me.

"Barry," she starts, "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine," I reply, giving Kara a smile. "Wait, what are you doing here? And where did this car come from? This isn't the same car as before. Did you steal this one too?"

"No," the man answers, Eobard's body over his shoulder. "It's mine. I'll explain later. The car, not why Kara is here. We're still in hot water and we need to find Cold. Get in the back."

Opening the trunk, the man tosses Eobard in.

Captain Cold:

Turning my head when I hear a car's horn, I see some old piece of crap car drives up to me. The whole thing is practically brown from all the rust on it, the tires all too big, and none of the cars' parts, from the hood to the trunk seem to be a match for one another.

"What the hell is this," I ask when I see the man jump out. Running to me, he slaps me on the side of the forehead.

"Don't swear," he says, pointing behind him. "And get in."

Shaking my head, I walk to the man's guy. Meanwhile, he loads Cheetah into the truck and hops in himself.

"So are we finally getting out of this city," I ask, lending forward and noticing a familiar 'S'. "What the fuck!"

Seeing Supergirl in the car, I pull out my cold gun. About to fire, Sunglasses grab and pull it out of my hands.

"Stop swearing you bastard," Sunglasses yells, tossing the gun at me. "And no, there's one last stop we need to make before leaving Central City."

"Where is that," Kara asks.

"Iris West Allen's house. Barry's ex-wife."