DJason
Imagine doing 320 comments, then being like i'm pretty hungry, so you decide to have dinner at 8:15pm. you decide to make a sandwich with lettuce, tomatoes, spring onions, cheese, cucumber, ham and mayo, after sorting everything out you realise you have no bread. biggest disappointment in my life. I then decide to make a omelet, i check the fridge but 1 single egg remains. i feel like the heavens have cursed me for providing more offerings than the average mortal, i made the decision to make scrambled eggs then scavenge for any ingredients to make a meal, but then i check the expiration date, turns out it's past its due date. This resulted im me going upstairs and write about it on the internet to distract be of my stomach making outrageous demands that i cannot fulfil. This concludes the biggest tragedy of my life.
Oh for **** sake! It's your story not ours!!! I was waiting and checking if it updated every second of the day, and this what I get? Damn... Lots of good stories stop on like mini hatius because of 30% of readers. And the never considered the other 70% then they drop it. I have a feeling I will be let down too....