PickledPlums
Local news, "...A local man was killed by a meteor on his way home today. The meteor has been arrested and is awaiting trial of its peers. Our legal experts are saying that the meteor may serve a century or more as a chain gang rock- once thought unethical treatment of extraterrestrial boulders, had been found to be effective at preventing repeat offenders, the thought of being mined by a chain gang in prisons or used as a prop in movies has long since nearly completely eliminated the wild criminal meteors that used to bludgeon all manner of citizens to death just decades ago. Even the greatest asteroids have started stearing clear of earth, the promise of an extinction level event just isn't as fun when their future will be forever tied up as a chain gang prop."