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So, what do you get when you mix Truck-Kun with a 15 year old teen?
Me.
I'm joking, i overdosed on paracetamol because i thought it'd be a great idea to do so because my headache wasn't dying down, 140 IQ who? Not me clearly.
So yeah woosh, i'm in the e n d l e s s v o i d because that's cool.
Oh did i mention there are also massive letters that say 'Game over! Dumbass' right infront of me no matter which way i turn my 'head' or close my 'eyes'.
Listen, i've always believed in reincarnation and all - well i hoped it existed - but this is so cliche, being in a void for fucking ages and giving a monologue on how shit happened to my non-existent audience
I hope
i hope for a lot of things
one of which is the hope i can hurry up and get out of this loading screen mf and get on with my 'hope'full reincarnation.
19 infinite seconds later because its a thing now
{New Game}
yes hurry the fuck up and there better be no tutorial im a speed runner sorta guy.
{skip birth}
YES I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THE i dont even want to think about it, just fkin skip me to when i dont need to be breast fed or, i shiver... w i p e d.
{alright fky your name is now joyong, no last name because fuck you}
right love you too mythical being that definitely exists and isn't a hallucination, if i can get those anyway lol.
wait am i being reincarnated on earth i better be oh shit oh fuck
{narutoverse, retard, you wished for this like, the other day}
ok. THANKS M8.
i do kinda have a goldfish memory doe -+-
but hey this might be fun i get to mold chakra n shit. figuratively and literally.
i swear i read somewhere that chakra was like controlling a limb that wasn't there and because i would do that like trying to control wings since i was like 6 i think it should be easy enough.
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"ngnnnh" is the stupid sound i made as i wokeup, i look around and see my surroundings are full of the deadly things called childrens toys, oh boy the thing inhibiting this body before me must've been a right chiLD
oh wait
It seems like i'm in a little kiddies bed and omg its pink ayyyy cmon. My room is fairly big considering im a, what, 3?4 year old? idk
oh wait the 'neW gAMe' thing must point out that im a fuckin game character
wow what a development
time to 'say' the most cliche thing at the start of all naruto fanfics i've read
'status'
{no}
....FUCK YOU MEAN OPEN IT YOU SHIT
{fine, no need to shout}
i wasn't shouting i was
t h in kin g
Name: joyang
Age: 3
Clan: Samurai
Level: 0 (0/10) (lol bot)
Hp:10/10
Chakra:10/10
Str:1
Vit:1
Dex:1
Int:1
Wis:1
Luc:1
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Skills: none, dumbass
fuck off i should've gotten the observation skill atleast ;( i was looking at the god forbidden childrens toys and cringing afterall!
Skills: Observation (lvl1)
ty
no need for an explanation it should be pretty fuckin obvious
aight cool, what do i do now
oh right chakra lets do what every other cliche mc does and dry to mold it because thats professional.
gheeghrghreghgvthrh7sbshitfuckcunt
yeah its pretty difficult for a fuckin 3 year old, other people who're gonna get reincarnated here probably at some-point, read this- You. Are. 3. You. Can't. Control. Your. Chakra.
hehe
that only applies to you because im a GENIUS you inferior specimen
i managed to feel my chakra.
Yes as you can expect from your life force it SHOULD be warm and embracing like a mothers hug, it's what keeps you alive for fucks sake.
Hm? whats this? Clan, Samurai? since when was that a clan, who cares i like katanas lol.
hey yo wait wheres the world building? its just been me vlogging about my experience fuckin dyING.
There can't be any right now considering i can barely even crawl
not that i've tried
I can only assume im in the Land of Iron as they are a samurai.. village? Land... who the fuck knows
but yee lets just sleep im tired from reciting an entirely improvised monologue
