Pokemon Legends

So, I was drinking water while playing this somewhat popular fan-made game of Pokemon on the internet. I was moving my mouse to click on a trade to evolve my Kadabra and my friend's Haunter. Then my mouse got stuck on the computer. It made me slip and my glass of water shattered the computer screen and fry the insides of the computer. I cursed for a few seconds, but then a blue, somewhat digital portal opened up and swallowed me.

Back to the current. I'm looking at a ship called the S.S. Galantine. I look at the dock I was standing on and screamed, "#%$^@#^%^#$%#."

Oh well... I was on my second run of the game anyways. I guess I gotta restart.

I walked up the docks and saw a scientist looking dude with spiral glasses, who was looking at me with a creepy enthusiasm. I made eye contact with him and he walked up to me and said, "Welcome to Orden. Would you like to quickly learn how to play?"

I heard what he said, and realized, 'Ahh, this was the guy who taught you how to play. But, this isn't the game anymore... wonder what he'll say...'. I then said, "Yes Please!" because that was what you'd say in the game if you were a newbie.

He then grabbed my hand and pulled me into the forest. 'I wonder, where is he taking me?'. We eventually reached our destination. I saw a bed in the middle of the forest, handcuffs, ropes, and chains? I was getting kind of worried. I realized very quickly he wanted to do some gay S&M. I screamed, "Mo#%$^#%@&er!!!".

I started to run away, but then he said, "Wait, I'll give you a free Pokemon from my collection! The S&M stuff is for me... *cough* *cough* I mean my Gardevoir." I turned around and he grabbed 18 Pokeballs and through them all out. I saw him through out every starter Pokemon from every region besides Alola and Galar regions and an eevee. I looked at the Pokemon and quickly judged based on their abilities. I knew that I was gonna want to mega-evolve some of my Pokemon. But I didn't know if they only had the mega stones from the original Pokemon games.

"S&M scientist dude, can every Pokemon mega-evolve if you have the right stone?"

"That was rude, I have a name you know. My name is Rudey by the way. Yes, every Pokemon can mega-evolve if you have the right stones for them."

I looked at all the Pokemon and knew that I had a tough choice, as I wanted, Torchic, Chimchar, Charmander, Turtwig, Mudkip, Treeko, and Froakie. Eventually I narrowed it down to both, Chimchar and Froakie. I knew that Pokemon battles were a thing now and not turn based. So I decided to pick froakie as it is kinda like a ninja in it's final evolution.

"Sweet, Rutty Rudey give me the Froakie!"

"Fine, but you have to play Poke Cards with me afterwards. Gardevoir doesn't like playing with me."

And so, I sat down to play Poke Cards with Rutty Rudey, that masochist.