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The faded people in highschool

Author: Kay_kaysub
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The 3 people that everyone laughs at Bryan, Tyson, and Kay. They don't get made fun of but they are truly hilarious. The people that aren't popular yet everyone knows. Jokes, puns, and bad pick up lines. Lets begin!

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Chapter 1Dorms

"We are all faded. Not high or on drugs but we come to this world for a purpose. Once we fulfill that purpose we die. That is our lives. Hi, my name is Bryan and this is my life. Now lets begin."

*Gets phone call* "No mom it's a High school with dorms. Yeah yeah don't get raped. MOM IM A MAN. DON'T DROP THE SOAP WHAT THE HELL?!"

*Phone call ends* "Damn it she's putting so many things in my head what the heck. I know it's a all boys school but still she didn't need to say that."

*Looks in the mirror intensely* "I don't even drop soap, why doesn't she tell Tyson that damn. Or even Kay. Hm, do I look like... Nahhhhh I'm thinking to hard. Speaking of hard imma go wake up Tyson and Kay."

(Tyson, Kay, and Bryan are all males but they are bestfriends. They live in the same dorm.)

*Jumps on bed so hard Tyson and Kay fall off* "Wake up sleepyheads!! What the hell how are guys sleeping..." Tyson grabs Bryans leg, "Ah, mom wake me up in 20 more years." Bryan poking Tysons face, "HEY! IM NOT YOUR MOM! AND WHAT IF YOU WAKE UP WITH KIDS WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN!" *Kay grabs other leg* "Shhhh… Just one more baby I can feel the Chewbacca in you... Mmm so hairy." Bryan tries to walk off, "Ok you guys are f**king heavy feels like 5,000 pounds of fat a** on each leg! Oh shit!" Bryan falls on the bed, "Great..."

Meanwhile Kay and Tyson are drooling on his legs.

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Table of Contents
Volume 1 :The roommates in the dorm