Center Of Attention

Getting worked up over my new powers is probably just going to make it harder for me to handle them, so a nice relaxing trip to the mall is the perfect distraction for me. Grabbing my keys, I get up and head for the door. Going down the stairs I head for my vehicle. Inside, I start the car and make my way to Newbury Shopping Mall. Five minutes later I am standing inside the entrance of the mall and I seem to be the center of attention.. Where is my relaxing mall trip at?! Instead it has become a nerve wracking one, as women every where are pointing at me and giggling as I make my way over to the Swashbuckler a kind of pricy clothing store for men and women. Once inside, I am immediately grabbed by the manager who is begging me to model for her because apparently her female customers are asking for it. Laughing soullessly, I agree to her request under the condition that I get to keep whatever clothes they have me modeling in. Agreed, I begin my one man modeling show for the ladies present. However, things quickly grew out of control as some of the women came up and stuffed money down my pants. One of them even almost grabbed my son. Man, these women are crazy!

After about 2 hours of modeling and going through countless outfits, the women present all chipped in and paid for my clothes saying that it would be a crime if they didn't get to see me at the mall in them. One woman even went as far as saying that she owns a male strip club and wanted me to work there as her star performer. Blushing crimson, I rapidly declined to the disappointment of all of the women present. Laughing awkwardly in equal parts shame and awe, I hurriedly made my way towards the door of the store before the women's requests grew even more inappropriate. I was about 90% certain that most of the women if not all of them wanted to ride me. I really shouldn't be surprised since I had already seen my appearance. Add my sexy as hell new clothes, and the women around me are going to simply turn into wild beasts. Sure enough, as I made my way over to the video game store Gamebucks, I heard screams of shock and extreme arousal as I practically ran there. Walking in the door, I made my way over to the pc section and grabbed a few game cards for the new VR game that I have been wanting to play called God's Realm. In it, each player is a demigod and fights monsters from many different religions and myths of old. The goal is to reach max level and become an actual god in the game. No one knows what happens when you become a god though. I admit now that I seem to be a real god in real life, playing as a god in a video game just makes me want to rofl. Paying for the headset, gloves and body suit along with the game cards and the game, I head out of the store with my arms overloaded with goodies now at this point. Yet, I don't feel a thing. Everything is still light as a feather, this seems to confirm my belief that I am an actual god now. It seems my theory that I am Thor isn't unfounded after all, though was there ever really any doubt anyway? Now I just need to find my Mjolnir and we are golden. That's assuming that Mjolnir is even here on Earth. It might be on Asgard for all I know, and I might need to learn how to access the Rainbow Bridge in order to get it. I will have to try calling out to Heimdall one of these days.

Finished with my shopping, I make my way out of the mall while avoiding the cougars and cats waiting to pounce on my meat. In the car at last, I sigh in relief before heading home. This is going to take some getting used to. I am going to have women looking at me like this all of the time from now on. I am just going to have to come to terms with this. Now, next on the agenda of things to do, is to test out what powers I seem to have, and begin working on a costume for myself!