I Pull Pranks, then Throw Hands

@031 I don't like seeing people with the same face that I wear day in and day out, so I try my best to cheer them up. I'll put on a mask and try to act as cheerful as possible. I tend to smile a lot when a good idea pops into my head. I wouldn't call that joy. I was kind of a mischievous kid back then. My guardians weren't very fond of that, but no matter what happened I always kept that smile on my face. It's the only thing that made my mother happy to see… @404

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

The alarm clock beeps at a sound of 180 decibels. Normally, sounds like this would burst your eardrums or even kill you. However, every newborn baby gets a small device implanted right in front of the ear hairs and eardrum. This chip takes all of the sound waves and transports it to the brain without damaging the vital parts that are inside of your ear.

I believe the limit is around 400-500 decibels.

However, that doesn't make the audio any less quieter.

"I'm up...damn clock..." I mumbled annoyingly at the clock on my ID.

I sat myself up on the bed and stretched my my arms and legs out, a relaxing yawn escaped out of my mouth. I looked over to my left and saw Mio still peacefully sleeping on her bed.

Did her alarm not go off yet? (Only the owners of an ID can here the alarm clock from that same ID).

I got myself off the bed and went into the bathroom to shower and change into my uniform. I then took care of all the other typical morning routines I followed, brushing teeth, fixing hair, deodorant, and grabbed my bag full of writing utensils and USB hard drives.

While our ID's hold a massive amount of data and space, enough space for 50 years for an average person, it can get annoying when you have to delete the useless school knowledge dumped into your head that you don't use anymore. So, instead, we use hard drives to save our notes and label them for studying.

I had my stuff and was ready to go. However...

"I got ready in 15 minutes and you STILL haven't woken up yet?"

Mio was still sleeping lazily in her bed. Her long blazing dark pink hair, so dark it could've been mistaken for red, was all a tangly mess. Her peaceful face as she slept reminded me of a beautiful princess. A forbidden one. As if she were never meant to be touched or tainted by any virgin or impure man in the world.

Her porcelain skin look incredibly smooth to the touch, her perked lips even smoother. The way her upper and lower body went up and down after each breath she took made her modest breasts push up to her dress, a mesmerizing sight for any man to see.

Her long legs went down at a 113 degree angle down to her knees, then pointed at a 214 degree angle the rest of the way. Even her bare feet had a quirky charm to them. The way some toes playfully wiggles a little, as if being tickled by a small gust of wind from the A/C, would make any worthless peasant of a man be ever so grateful if given the consent and approval to lick them.

I suddenly felt a smile creep onto my face as an ingenious idea popped into my head.

I'd say it's about time for our first lesson." I said with a devilish smirk.

I switched my ID audio to external, which means that everyone around me can hear it, and blared my alarm at 200 decibels.

Mio's eyes looked like they had just popped out of her sockets when she woke up. Then-

"AAAAAAUUUUUUHHH!!!!!"

She screamed bloody murder. Either out of shock, fear, or both. Her perfect body was completely broken and shifted into that of a wacky cartoon after getting hit on the foot with a hammer.

"What the hell is WRONG with you?!" She shouted at my face.

"Get up, lazy ass." I said to her.

"What do you mean?! It's only..."

it only took one look at her clock for chaos to ensue.

"8:25?!?! Why didn't my...uh...AAAAAUUUHHH!!! My LUUUUUCK!!!!"

She moved so fast to get everything done that it looked like she had teleported all over the place. This is merely a metaphor though since it's scientifically impossible for a human alone to move faster than the fastest frame we can capture with our eyes. Not that we can even dream to move as fast as 13 milliseconds.

"You spent weeks here touring the place and learned about it, yet you can't keep track of time?" I taunted as I sighed heavily.

"No time!! Classes start at 8:30," Mio shouted as she sounded like she was leaving the shower. "CRAP, WHERE'S MY ID!?!?"

"No, it's 9:00-"

Mio suddenly bursted out the bathroom, grabbed her ID, and ran back into the bathroom.

...

It may have felt like a split second for Mio, but if felt like a whole hour movie scene captured in slow motion in 8k resolution for me.

Her panicked face completely stayed the same as her naked body dashed through the bedroom. Her body was completely soaked from the shower water, so it added an extra layer of some sort of alluring effect, as if a huge wave of pheromones struck me hard in the face. Her nipples were hard and perked up from the cold water, her stomach showed a visible six pack that looked strangely sexy to me, her arms had a bit of muscle to them, her thighs jiggled after every step she took.

And then, there was one last place. A place that I thought that I would only see on a screen.

A small slit that looked completely untouched, with a small bump on top and almost no hair at all.

I thought that at least a string of hair would cover her goods, but reality seemed to have planned something else for me.

I left the room and went to the cafeteria, my face completely burning from the heavy blush that formed on my face.

20 MINUTES LATER

After eating breakfast and calming myself down, which required smacking my face lightly and crossing my legs tightly, and left for my first class.

I arrived at the doorway to the classroom, but...

"Holy crap, what happened to her?!" a male student exclaimed.

I walked through the doorway and, to my complete surprise, saw Mio standing there. She was completely covered in water, trash, and a few bloody scratches. Tears streamed down her face.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing, but I knew that now wasn't the time to just stand there and stare.

"OUT OF THE WAY I screamed, running over to Mio. "The wounds could get infected from the trash. Don't worry. I got you Mio."

I took Mio and wrapped her arms around our shoulders. But before we started walking, we were met face to face with the prick from the Fire Class.

"This is what you get with messing with me." he said in a psychopathy tone.

He then started to throw a punch, not at me, but at Mio, but I immediately caught his fist with my free hand and twisted it around. I wasn't able to break it, but the prick did back down.

"Hmph...I see you've got some fire, or whatever Magic it is you use, in you," the prick that got up in my face said. "What's your name."

"Why the hell do you need to know?" I asked.

"Ok, nice to meet you Retard. My name's Lex Caliber."

"If you're going to be like that, then my name is Ayden Lee."

I really wanted to push this guy out of a ten-story window.

"Ay...den...heh, so that's your name." Mio faintly whispered to me.

I noticed a deep gash in her forehead.

"Just hang in there Mio..."

Mio needs immediate medical attention. I just need to drop her off at the infirmary. And after that, I'm going to get answered from that fucking scumbag.