Living the Dream of Men

"Fuck..." I muttered after waking up lying in straws. A bed of straws in despair.

Why despair? Well, if you were a perfectly straight guy like me and you wake up in an unfamiliar place with another guy you don't know, what would you feel?

Feeling a bit sick, I ran towards the exit of the place I was in and threw up.

*Bleurgh*

Wha-What the hell happened last night? I remember that I was at home last night so why am I in a barn now? More importantly, why am I sleeping between a horse and a dude?

As if I remembered something bad, I frantically checked myself.

I teared up from joy and relief after making sure that nothing disturbing happened.

Thankfully that I, Nick Vantalion, a perfectly super handsome staright guy has not gone to the other path.

Don't get me wrong, I don't have any prejudice against people of the third sex but yeah... If it was me? Yeah, no thanks. Actually, hell no.

I then glanced at the man who was still sleeping soundly on the bed of straw.

Disregarding anything, I strided to the front of him a fiercely slapped the guy in the face to vent my ang- *ahem* *ahem*, I mean, to wake him up.

Now that I got a good look at this man, this guy don't look pleasant at all!

I can feel that this guy is the type that thinks with his dick, but hasn't even got the chance to use it.

How did I know? Well, I was quite the same several years ago, actually, I'm still like that currently, even though, I always have the chance to use it.

Hm, this guy looks pretty desperate to get a taste of a beautiful woman, he'll probably do anything to get a taste.

Anyway, after hitting the guy, he slowly wake up and jumped in suprised after seeing me and yelled out something japanese but I didn't clearly hear it.

Hm, this guy is a japanese, huh?

"What is it?" I asked in fluent english, thank you very much.

The guy was suprised for a minute and answered in english with much difficulty, "Who are you? Where am I?"

Ho? So, this guy isn't just some lowlife?

"I am Nick." I answered, "As for where we are, that's what I was planning on asking to you, so I wake you up. So how about you?"

Hm, it seems like this guy doesn't know where we are as well.

"Oh, um, My name is, Um, Michio Kaga, 17 years old, A japanese..." He answered, and after that also started muttering somethings aboit how this is so realistic.

Does he think he's in some kind of dream or something?

Hm? I also saw a flash of envy on his eyes after looking at me in suprised for some seconds, hm? I can see two different reason for his jealousy...

But he comforted himself by saying, something like an NPC.

Just as I was about to say something, a loud noise in the distance that sounded like a fight.

Hm? Are those this place's locals? I watch them fight a gang of what seemd like badits or thieves.

Uwa, should I run?

But this is reality right? This is the first time for me to see so much blood...

But I don't feel any discomfort or disgust at all...

Could it be? A dream? But there's no way for me to dream this kind of bullshit like waking beside a guy.

But, looking at how this is going... Isn't this how those stupid cliches where the protagonist wake up in another world?

Wait what? Another world?

Eh?

I'll just think about this later... Besides, I don't really care about my old world besides some few girls I had 'interactions' with.

Making up my mind I said to the guy beside me, "Hey, let's go- wait, what the hell is this?"

Michio Kaga | Male | 17 Years Old

Villager Lv 1 | Thief Lv 1

Equipment: Sandals

Eh? What the hell is this?

Could it be the cliche appraisal?

If so, then this transported in another world thing just gained a bit more credibility.

I then looked at myself and checked.

Nick Vantalion | Male | 19 Years Old

Swordmaster Lv 1 (What other's appraisal see's) [ Sword Emperor Lv 1 | Magic Saint Lv 1 | Martial King Lv 1 | Trascendant Sage Lv 1 | Chaos Asura Lv 1 | Demon Sovereign Lv 1 | Supreme Hero Lv 1 ]

Uwa, it's seriously true... If so, then why do I have so many jobs? But, the Kaga guy also had 2 jobs but his jobs were, how do I say this? Too plain?

Swordmaster is what people would see if they check my status, is it?

I look at Kaga who was stupidly smiling and thinking to himself.

What's the problem with this guy? He's stupidly waving his hands every now and then and was touching the air as if there was something there...

Then suddenly, he took out a sword and a ring in thin air before chuckling to himself and said his goodbye to me and rushed to the battle.

Eh?! Lies! Where the fuck did he get that sword?!

I then used appraisal on Kaga who was already hacking a few of the Thieves or Bandits to death using his sword.

Michio Kaga | Male | 17 Years Old

Villager Lv 1 | Thief Lv 1

Equipment: Durandal - Sandals - Ring of Determination

Durandal? The holy sword? Fuck! Then shouldn't I have one as well? Since both of us are from another world...

How did I know that he's from the same world? Well, where can you fucking find someone looking like that while wearing track suit in a fantasy world? And besides, he was speaking japanese! Theres just no way something like japanese exists in this world!

Where did he take that sword out? Is it Item Box or something? Not fair! I should also have something like that!

"[Item Box] !"

...

Nothing happened. Then how about this?

"[Inventory]"

Suddenly, a blue panel box filled with spaces appeared in front of me.

Hm? There are some sockets that has items in it... 1,000 gold coins? 10,000 silver coins? 100,000 copper coins? Nars? What the? Is Nars the the currency in this world? Maybe? Probably?

There is a total of 11,100,000 nars inside my inventory. Is that a large number? I don't think so...

Hm? Oh! There's also some weapons and armors! Seven full sets of equipment, six swords, five staffs, four guntlets, three rods, two crowns, a blue cloak, a black kimono and a white sash...? What the hell are the last three for? And there are also accesories like nacklaces, earrings, bracelets and rings.

Shrugging my shoulders, I then took out the coolest looking sword with the shape of a katana from my inventory.

Nick Vantalion | Male | 19 Years Old

Sword Emperor Lv 1 | Magic Saint Lv 1 | Martial King Lv 1 | Trascendant Sage Lv 1 | Chaos Asura Lv 1 | Demon Sovereign Lv 1 | Supreme Hero Lv 1

Equipment: One-Cut Killer • Murasame

Hm, I look so fucking cool now that I have it... Kekeke.

My feet feels seriously uncomfortable, fuck, why is there no shoes in my inventory besides those in sets?

Sighing to myself, I look around for a moment and saw a pair of sandals that looked like the ones Kaga was wearing.

I look around at my surroundings for a moment before swiftly wearing it.

I then noticed a setting like button at the top right corner of my inventory, I tapped it and saw a language setting.

I set it up in Brahim since there was a most common language written beside it.

Besides that, there was also some sort of 30% increase in price when selling items and 30% decrease in price buying items, there was also something for leveling up.

It was a 1/10 required EXP and 10X EXP gain, as well as a 100% drop rate.

A grin crept up to my face as I gripped the hily of my sword tighter.

Kekeke...

I can fight now...