A vestige of book tests

Keep calm and write something...

This is something that's written just for the word count to get the badge from the system. What's that? You found this book and is reading this? You must be really bored to come this far and into this dusty corner of the library to find this.

You see, I made this book just to see how Inkstone works and how the chapters format when I wanna publish something and write a novel. Alright alright. You're here to find something to read whilst sitting on the toilet and taking a dump aren't you?

Yeah I suppose reading something while doing your business does help it come out better. But this isn't intended for that.

Huh? You're still here? Alright I'll entertain you a bit more if you don't mind reading me droning on randomly to fill the word count. After I finished checking to see how the deal goes with publishing a chapter in a novel works, I found out that I couldn't delete the novel~

I know I know, it's really weird and everyone is complaining about it, but there's no option to delete your own novel and so here you are, reading this vestige of a weird novel testing ground and exposed to my boring rant.

I don't think you're still here are you? Now I'm really curious what motivates you now to come this far and I must say, I gotta assume you have some weird taste in entertainment. Surely there's hundreds of other novels you could entertain yourself with? Yeah I know, some of them are kinda boring and cliche, then there's novels with slow updates or worse, somehow stop being translated altogether.

It really sucks to find a nice gem of a novel only to be hundreds of chapters in, and *gasp* you found there's no more chapters! How tragic, how woeful, now you don't know how it ends and the curiosity burns inside you. Don't you wanna go capture the translator out of anxiety to have them finish the book? I know I have felt that way, no need to be shy, come out and admit your feelings, I'm not gonna judge you, teehee~

Now I feel like I've written a lot now, but this not even 500 words yet, can you believe that? Since you're still here, may as well keep me company for a while longer, though I'm not sure how fast you're reading this. So what else should I say here? Should I crack a joke now? But I'm really bad at jokes. It's not often that I would chat with someone and start coming out with an elaborate joke.

Maybe I should be giving some life advice instead?

These days everyone seems to be in a big rush. There's a thousand and one things to do everyday and it seems we're all anxious and frustrated a lot. Sometimes it's nice to try and relax and adjust your frame of mind a little. Taking things slow and appreciation things around you is great for self reflection. At some point you realize what things you can change and things that you can't. Since you can't change some things, having an acceptance of that can help reduce a lot of stress on your mind. Since you can't change it, it's best not to be bothered about it. Sometimes letting nature take it's course is the best way out.

Well I suppose I must be hitting enough words for the badge by now, so farewell you all, somehow you made it this far. *Claps*