When the beautiful and sarcastic Alexandra Black dies she expected to go straight to a very hot place instead some asshole decided it was funny it stick her into the Twilight universe in a Kryptonian body. Chaos and hilarity ensues. ________________________________________________ Or in which a cynical and sarcastic lesbian assassin is stuck into the body of a female version of Clark Kent in a fucked up amalgamation of Twilight, the Nasuverse, and Marvel. ..... Yeah, it doesn’t go too well for the rest of the word. [Cover is made by the amazing author Reality, go check out her fanfic 'Throne of Time'] Discord: https://discord.gg/4j4yC6EEK8
Waking up in an unknown place isn't an unfamiliar occurrence for Alexandria Black. After all, being hungover after a party and waking up next to a stranger is how Alexandra copes with killing people on an almost daily occurrence. Sex and booze you can't go wrong with that.
Waking up floating above an unfamiliar bed on the other hand? Yeah safe to say that doesn't happen often.
Slowly hovering over the still unfamiliar bed. Alexandra observed her surroundings.
'At least a king-size bed, a closet, two nightstands on either side of the bed, with a desk under the only window in the room with a chair tucked in ... no curtains? exhibitionist much? And I full-length mirror hung on the white wall next to the bed, two exits that are the window and the door.huh...pretty spartan.'
Any normal person would probably be questioning why they are floating above an unknown bed in an unknown room, of course, any normal person would also question how they got into an unknown room in the first place, not to mention a sufficiently sane person would also be panicking right now.
Alexandria on the other hand? Was the definition of calm. Firstly as previously mentioned waking up in an unknown place is a common concurrence for Alexandria not just because of her sexual activities with the fairer sex, but also because of the nature of her job.
Now officially in the eyes of the great Uncle Sam, Alexandria is unemployed. Unofficially however is a different case. You see Alexandria is what you call an Assassin.
When you think about the word Assassin, different illustrations come to every person's mind. Someone might think of a black-cloaked figure with a dagger. Another person might think of a ninja. Others might take reference from Xianxia and Wuxia novels of poison masters.
Now the questions are which type of Assassin is Alexandria? The government type.
You see while the government is seen as the great protector of justice and liberty. It is a protector foremost, and sometimes protecting someone, or something, a country in Alexandra's case requires you have to kill from the shadows to serve the light.
So while yes waking up floating is more than odd, Alexandria's mental fortitude is more than enough to handle the strange situation. After all, being an Assassin requires nothing less than being able to function in stressful situations.
'First things first, how do I unfloat? Unfloat? Is that a correct word? Meh, whatever I am using it. Let's see using physical force won't do be any good for obvious reasons, and from my extensive reading habit of reading fanfics, I am pretty sure I just need to think about unfloating to unfloat, heh that's too many "unfloat" in a sentence. Anyways where was I? Ohh right unfloating!.'
Imagining herself slowly descending from her position that being floating a couple of centimeters over the bed. Alexandria slowly descends to the now cold mattress.
'Huh, comfy.' Was Alexandria's actuate observation.
'Well, this was certainly an experience. Judging by the lack of humans around, and that I am not tied up means I wasn't kidnapped, either that or whoever kidnapped me must be really confident I wouldn't be able to escape nor would I be able to fight back, but I am an optimist at heart so I will go with me not being kidnapped.'
Deciding to ignore her import hovering fiasco that happened, for now, Alexandria looked around the room for clues as to where she is. Her gaze eventually led her to the black colored nightstand on her right as that was the one closest to her. Opening the drawer Alexandra began digging around hoping to find some clue as to her whereabouts.
'Hmm...let's see, a pack of tampons indicating that this is a female's room, good that means if I have slept with someone I didn't sleep with a man, god knows how that would do to my lesbian reputation...no way! Is that I fucking Nokia 3310? Holy shit! Haven't seen that one in a while, seriously whoever owns this room is seriously deprived of the wonders of a smartphone. Poor girl.Hmmm.. keychains...a pair of none prescription glasses... an HA! I have found the elusive wallet .'
Opening the beat-up brown leather wallet. Alexandra found a two 20 dollar bill and one 100 dollar bill. Looking at the card pockets adorning the leather wallet Alexandria found a state-issued ID. Taking it out of the wallet Alexandra decided to play into the mystery of her situation by quickly and covering up the picture and name of the individual who owns the ID. Cuz hey! What's wrong with having a little fun?
'Let's see here...Washington state issued ID...weird I distinctly remember me being in Las Vegas, but whoever this person might be maybe she is visiting all the way from Washington or somehow, someway I am in Washington state...says here that the person who the owns this is id name is Kent Alexan-ohh you have to be fucking kidding me! No! Maybe it's a coincidence yeah! I mean I'm not the only one name Alexandria In the word, the picture would obviously confirm my hypothesis!'
Quickly taking her fingers off the photo in her haste to see the picture on the ID. Alexandria fumbled a bit with the ID in her hands until it eventually slipped from her hands and landed next to the full-length mirror facedown. Quickly, but stealthy as to not make noise if she as in a hostile environment Alexandra walked towards the ID not even looking up towards the mirror her attention solely focused on the ID. Arriving in front of the Identification card Alexandra picked it up.
Flipping it over Alexandria was greeted with an unfamiliar face of a white female with ebony black hair and a pair of the bluest eyes she has ever seen on a human being.
'*whistle* damn she is hot I'd hit that in a heartbeat, She looks like a younger version of Megan Fox actually and we all know that woman is fucking gorgeous. Anyway, this at least confirms that I haven't been transmitted into someone's body or-'
Stopping suddenly mid-sentence Alexandra looked up towards the full-length mirror in a moment of abject horror. For staring right at her was the real-life version of the women on the ID.
'Fucking hell...I have been goofed haven't I?'
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