bathroom writings

"Ugghhh ... where am I?"

*Darb awakens in an empty white room*

*He begins to yell*

Darb: "Hello? HELLO?! HELLO?!?! IS ANYONE THERE? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM? I NEED SOME HELP!!"

*He hears nothing in response after a few minutes, so he begins to inspect the room*

*He feels up the walls, floor and roof and only notices a square outline on one of the walls*

*He first taps it and applies pressure in different ways trying to get a reaction hoping its a button, but after minutes of nothing he begins to frantically hit it*

*Suddenly a synthetic voice says*

SynV: "STAND BACK"

*Darb flinches and quickly backs up*

Darb: "Who are you? Why am I here? LET ME GO!!!"

SynV: "CHOOSE NAME AND JOB"

Darb: "Name? Job? What do you mean?"

*The voice repeats*

SynV: "CHOOSE NAME AND JOB"

Darb: "My name is Darb Ov, and I am a student"

SynV: "NAME CHOSEN AS DARB OV

JOB CHOSEN N/A

SHALL BE RANDOMIZED"

*Weird noises similiar to the spinning of a slot machine can be heard*

Darb: "I've answered your questions please tell me why I am here and whats going to happen to me!!"

SynV: "Job selected -- Elemental Manipulator Please choose what you would like to manipulate"

Darb: "What are you talking about?"

SynV: "Choose what you'd like to manipulate"

Darb: " ... I guess metal "

SynV: "Metal has been chosen"

SynV: "Good Luck new protector!"

Darb: "What what are you"

*A splitting headache causes him to hold his head as he screams, and the white room bends, morphs, and warps. As the headache subsides, he looks around and finds himself in a completely new location.*

Unk: "Welcome Darb Ov to protector HQ!"

Darb: "Wha (Darb Vomits) (Wipes mouth) Who are you!!"

Unk: "Well yes I guess you don't know anything. I am Zea Cora the instructor for new Protectors (Darb interrupts) What are (Zea cuts back) Protectors are exactly as the name implies a Guardian but more specifically a protector is a representative of their planet chosen to assist the Orga Alliance in the defense of our realm"

Darb: "What is the Orga Alliance?"

Zea: "The Orga Alliance is made up of many planets that contain intelligent life within our universe. They've been established for eons and have been protecting our universe from any threats from other realms."

Darb: "What kinda threats?"

Zea: "Well there are an indefinite amount of realms out there, and some may have forces that may try to invade and take over our own, they could be anything really. We usually make peace with humanoids from other realms, so our alliance has spread to other realms enabling us to develop our technologies and magics. The beings we defend against are usually monsters whether they be piles of flesh that absorb life energy, to giant insects or bugs, to demons or gods really anything can be an enemy."

Darb: "Let's do this!! (Happy Squeal)"

Zea: "(Surprised look) No more questions? You trust everything Ive just told you no suspicions? Are you sure that you accept this mission? It is a life-long duty that you will never be rid of and will be faced with many life-threatening situations. You might also be stuck doing paperwork for millennias or go on diplomatic missions to other realms."

Darb: "You don't know how much I've longed for this. Everytime I've read webnovels, comics, and manga and watched animes wishing I had an interesting and thrilling life!!!

Let's do this! I've dreamed my whole life for this!!"

Zea: "Then let's proceed."