34 Hear no Evil, See no Evil, Speak no Evil
As an aspiring author, Elyon recently realized that it is really important to follow a proper schedule for doing chores, writing chapters, playing games and going to the discord chatroom. The moment you enter discord chat, you're bound to procrastinate so it would be best to STICK TO A SCHEDULE!
Time management is important. Make sure to consider this seriously!
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Alison35: Madreader has named a character after my name and Niharika has named her novel ALICE IN THE SEVEN LANDs and Zeriq is planning to name one after me
*sparkle emoticon*
Mr.McGuffin: Wow!
Elyon: Wow! Much kek.
Mr.McGuffin: @Alison35 famous girl
Alison35: Haha Elyon! My honor. Not famous, just everyone loves me *blush emoticon*
WWFire: Who says I love you? *derp emoticon*
Cel_T: Ok I'll name my new character Nosila.
Mr.McGuffin: You are nice and do the cute emojis that's why.
Murakami: Would you rather Alice or alision?
Alison35: Alison is my name and alision is a spelling mistake.
Cel_T: The death rate in my novel is quite high for now.
Alison35: Nosila sounds like nausea. Alice is a good name. Alison too. *sparkle emoticon*
Elyon: Alis let me just say this. For some reason, we kept on typing alision by mistake. It's not intended.
[A/N: Hmm… I wonder why we type alison as alision or was it just me? Lmao!]
Alison35: It's ok, Elyon join me. *sparkle emoticon*
Elyon: *sparkle emoticon*
Murakami: Top kek. Elyon with which game do u ply your trade.
Elyon: Let's see, anything that has AUTO in it when everything moves with just a simple click of a button and I can go AFK for hours and watch my characters level up.
Murakami: Lazy ass.
Elyon: Lazy is the perfect definition for me. That's why I'm feeling tired at the thought of editing my mother's Zumba videos so she can post it on her youtube channel.
Murakami: How to swear? I know how to fuckin' swear. But, I'm not f*ckin' used to it I mean.
Elyon: When you want to swear to someone in the chat, you simply type "Hey you drop dead gorgeous piece of sh*T!"
[A/N: This is how you properly swear my dear friends. Feel free to use it, no need to thank me.]
Fantasyfemme: Let's start with "Quatsch", such a bad word.
Elyon: Oh no! Someone is teaching us bad words (but likes it!)
Fantasyfemme: It's actually forbidden by German law to say it over 10 decibels in public.
PsyberRose: O_o Who would have thought, the writers in discord chat is being taught how to swear.
Sleepteddy: Of course you do you evil spawn.
Murakami: sinnlos.
Elyon: *curiosity intensifies*
Fantasyfemme: Wow! True sinnlos is even more taboo.
Murakami: *thinking emoticon*
Fantasyfemme: You can be thrown into prison for that.
Murakami: Can testify.
[A/N: What? You can be thrown to prison for cursing?!]
OmensHymm: Don't know what that is, so no I can't.
Fantasyfemme: The worst of the worst is POPO.
Elyon: Why?
Sleepteddy: lmao!
Fantasyfemme: that one…
Elyon: Please do tell.
Fantasyfemme: Don't even try that one.
Elyon: Tell us what it means.
Sleepteddy: Popopirat is worse.
Fantasyfemme: @Elyon I can't say it.
Elyon: Now it makes me want to search it.
[A/N: Curiosity got the better of me, so I asked google senpai.]
Elyon: *SMH*
Fantasyfemme: HAHAHAHA @Elyon did you find the words?
Elyon: Yes I did.
Fantasyfemme: You're so cute. Sorry *smile emoticon*
Elyon: And I'm wondering why it's forbidden?
Sleepteddy: Popopirat?
Fantasyfemme: looooool teddy.
Sleepteddy: xD
Murakami: enlighten me plz. Popo and Pirat are simple, but popopirat?!
[A/N: Even Wikipedia can't comprehend it.]
Elyon: dey dun wan na tel.
Fantasyfemme: Popo is butt.
Elyon: Yeah butt and pirat?
Murakami: A butt pirate.
Elyon: Like I said, why is it forbidden?
Fantasyfemme: Elyon IT'S NOT FORBIDDEN.
Sleepteddy: Murakami got it right.
Murakami: Legit?
Sleepteddy: Yeah.
Murakami: I thought it had some deeper meaning. Lol what a troll.
Fantasyfemme: They are really offensive words.
Sleepteddy: No deeper meaning. Popopirat is a funny term of a man wanting another man.
OmensHymn: I felt lied to.
Sleepteddy: Not Lied just fooled.
OmensHymn: It's not really a bamboozle it's like a letdown.
Elyon: I guess it's a culture thing. I pray the day won't come when the members of this group have to rely on these words to talk to each other AMEN.
Fantasyfemme: Elyon don't be soft.
Elyon: I'm not soft.
Fantasyfemme: Teddy did u try to explain schwanzlutscher Loool.
Sleepteddy: I would slap someone if they called me like that.
Elyon: Teddy, remind me not to get on your good side in the future.
Fantasyfemme: Elyon still not making sense and hilarious.
Elyon: As long as I'm here He can't touch me!
Sleepteddy: Elyon knows how to survive.
Elyon: Yes. but if we do meet in real life I'll ask for forgiveness in advance. Just being friends here make sure not to hurt me too much.
Sleepteddy: Don't worry it will be quick and painful.
Elyon: Life is full of possibilities and I can't say for certain that we won't meet in the future. Less pain more quick.
Murakami: Less quick more pain.
OmensHymn: You can say that when he's on the end of your rifle scope.
Elyon: Tsk! Tsk! If I ever go to Australia, I'll make sure to visit your house.
Murakami: I will f*ck' you up Elyon!
Elyon: Hah! You wish!
Fantasyfemme: Teddy is dangerous.
Elyon: I'm not worried. I'm prepared to transmigrate anytime.
Murakami: We all are.
[A/N: Mmm…we are ready to transmigrate anytime. How about you?]
Zenith: @Elyon I will send you to a slime world. *amused emoticon*
Elyon: I was planning to make a romance story of a Domineering CEO and the MC is a slime.
Zenith: *coughs up blood* @Elyon Who is the slime? The girl or the guy?
Fantasyfemme: Hahahahah @Elyon STOP IT!
Elyon: The guy.
Zenith: Do her clothes melt when he touch her? *amused emoticon*
Sleepteddy: ofc.
Elyon: I'll easily take the number one spot! So I'm refraining myself from doing so.
MinxMean: The slime scene *sweat emoticon*
Sleepteddy: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Elyon: The toothbrush scene was the best.
Zenith: Care to tell?
Elyon: Monogatari reference.
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Author's Notes
The discord server has a bot named MEE6. He is the first line of defense against swearing and curse words in the server. Of course, some of the authors don't really curse (most of the time). But, there are times when they do and MEE6 automatically delete their message and give them a warning.
In order to bypass this flaw, the authors made sure to be more "creative" when they use curse words. This works most of the time, especially when mods are not around.
When you are in a chatroom with people that live in different parts of the world, you're bound to discover new things here and there. Sometimes the talk shift to culture, politics, smut, religion, smut, current news, smut, bl, smut, etc.
When these kinds of talks happen, you tend to "SEE" their hometown from a different perspective. Like what Reili said about the UK being… What someone said about the US being…
There was even a time when someone was about to get YEETED by the dentist and he was typing like mad on the discord chatroom about the dentist being EVIL and not giving any anesthetic.
I'll quote the simple chat that happened during that time.
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A Certain Story Teller: THEY WON'T ADMINISTER ANESTHETIC OR ANY KIND OF NUMBING THIS IS WHY IM TERRIFIED!
RickuSan: You'll be dead soon.
A Certain Story Teller: THE TRAUMA YOU TWAT! TWATS!
Elyon: *laughs in a corner*
Rickusan: I will send my condolences later so will he be dead? Or not?
Camsyyy: He is an evil grass. He won't die from that!
Murakami: It might snap him out of writer's block.
A Certain Story Teller: The F*ck. I am now on the dental chair, Why you all so mean? I CAN SEE THE FUCKING DRILL! SEE Y'ALL!
Murakami: How are you using ur phone? Is that allowed?
Camsyyy: But, it's kinda awkward to use it when you are sitting on the dental chair.
[A/N: I just can't imagine myself sitting on a dental chair and still chatting on discord when I'm about to get YEETED lmao!]
Murakami: He'll pull through by the skin of his teeth. Of course, assuming teeth have skin.
Elyon: Lmao!
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Indeed, the authors say the darndest things in the discord chatroom.
Meet and Greet some of the aspiring authors of WebNovels!
Discord Chatgroup : https://discord.gg/sBHSFVm
