full moon;deal

"hikaru! come on! lets make a deal!" i shout. (maybe reasoning with him could work). "a deal?" he says. "yes!" i say. "I'm interested! what could you give or do that'll make me a happy boy, mom?" he says playing around again. i knew he wasnt going to take it seriously but i had an idea of what i could offer. "I'll give you a body!" i say. he stops his tracks and stands still. "a body?" he asks. "yes!" i say. "and what would i be doing to get this body? or actually, what will I NOT be doing to get this body?" he asks. "youve got to leave my family alone! you can find other mates better than mine!" i say. (thought I doubt he'd find someone better than jasmine aka my WIFEY! im too happy, let me stop). "thats a pretty good deal- but I must decline!" he says. "wait! why? it is a good deal! i dont understand why turn it down!" i say angrily. "ive fallen for your mate! and I dont see how i could find anyone better than her!" he says blushing. (he can blush?! and of course! again! who wouldn't fall for my wife?). "may i request something? if you accept my request, i shall agree to yours" he says. I can feel my heart pounding as he thinks of jasmine. "what's the request?" I ask nervously. "I want to stay with you, jasmine and this little young love, I will not harm them! you have my word! but you must give me a body and a few riches! also i want a dog!" he demands. (thats tempting, but what if he betrays me?). "and if your thinking about betraying, dont worry! i May be an ass but I do also have dignity" he says. "that dignity left when you raped my wife!" i say. "the point is! us vampires have rules too! and 1 is that when you give your word and they accept it, you must keep it or the more you break it the more pain you will feel!" he says. "alright then! I agree to your requests!" I say. "hmp! thanx mom!" he says happily. "mommy, that man is talking to himself and saying mom for no reason!" says a little boy. "get off the street! your embarrassing me!"i yell. "right! not just you! I'm also making a fool out of myself!" he finally says before returning into the metal room.