a normal day in the empire...
honestly, even i have no idea what the hell this chapter is supposed to be....
it adds nothing to the story except some info about the emperor...
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ehh....this is WAY to much work...first his BFF/Worst enemy is cured from his curse and the rest of his body is restored, then his royal wizard Harry comes running into his bedroom when he was railing some girl from his harem telling him about this neko loli that is able to travel dimensions, after that the son of his BFF/Worst enemy come near the empire with a couple of his soldiers to use the portal that leads to to that god forsaken planet two galaxies away (A/N: thats right i just pulled out a science fiction and introduced aliens, i will explain this later...hopefully) ...well but he closed an eye on that...let Vlad collect his army, let him become stronger...
"crush your enemy, while they are still weak"...stupid! whats the point of a battle if you dont even try?? Let this be a war! one that is worthy of the gods to see!! just like all those years ago...
Emperor: Ahh~ such a long time since then~ such good memories~
he leaned back into his throne as he was lost in the past...
but soon he was snapped back to reality as he heard someone enter the throne room, and the person who entered was none other than his dear daughter...he still didnt understand how he managed to have only one child since he has sex 10 times every day with at least 6 women...maybe he simply isnt potent? or maybe when changing his genetics from a human to a high-human made it more difficult to impregnate someone?
Emperor: hello dear daughter~ how are you doing?
he said with a grin on his face, he knew exactly why she was here...
he watched her trying to kneel before him but before she could do that he interfered
Emperor: no need to do that, your my daughter after all...SO! what brought you here?
Cara: w-well...i have come to...to...I...
(A/N: i never gave her a name earlier didnt I? im naming her Cara then!)
her face was flushed red, no matter how hard she tried the words she wanted to say wouldnt leave her throat...she was afraid of her father reaction, what she didnt know was that her father already knew what she wanted to say and he was very much enjoying his daughter struggle
Cara: I- I FOUND A BOYFRIEND! ( please dont kill him! )
Emperor: FANTASTIC!!!
Cara: huh?
well this is...new? she expected him to tell him who he is and to throw him into the dungeon and torture him, but this? this was not like her father at all!
Emperor: when are you going to bring him to the palace? i shall make a banquet just for the occasion!!
Cara: ...okay?
Emperor: great! now go and tell him to come tomorrow! we shall party all night! (ifhedarestotouchmydaughterbeforemarriageiwillriphisballsoutandmakehimeatthem!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)
(translation: if he dares to touch my daughter before marriage i will rip his balls out and make him eat them!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)
when he thought that the Emperor unintentional released him killing intent
Cara: r-right! i shall go them!
she said as she quickly walked out of the throne room...to be honest she is kinda scared of hee father now...that kind of silent rage...maybe she should kill her boyfriend herself quickly and merciful without any pain?? it would be much better then whatever her father has planed...
Ughh! why did she even decide to tell this to her father!?...oh right she wanted to get married...
meanwhile the Emperor was still smiling...it was a nice gentle smile...and it was a LIE!! he felt like killing something now!
he knew that he cant keep his daughter away from romance and thats why he "accepted" this relationship of her and whoever her boyfriend is, but that doesnt mean he was OK with it!
Emperor: (okay calm down...breath in, and out...in and out....in....and out...okay im calm...)
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Emperor: (damn it boring here! ...dont i have something to do? well there was something about a worker in the torture chamber, i wonder whats that about?)
and with that he teleported to his torture chamber and started to question the workers and the prisoners there about that one guy that everybody has been complaining about
and when he was done...oh boy...now he could see why everybody was uncomfortable with him...even the prisoners...
he told somebody to get the guy and to give them a room to talk. he didnt had to wait long, as soon the man in question walked inside the room
Torturer: this lowly one welcomes his highness...
the man bowed so low that he could kiss the floor if he wanted to
Emperor: do you know why i am here? its because there is a lot of complains about you.
Torturer: what kind my lord?
Emperor: well...where do i begin!? first i heard that you masturbate in front of the prisoners making them uncomfortable! how are they supposed to enjoy they stay in the dungeon when you pleasure yourself when your supposed to break their bones and rip out their teeth??
hearing this the torturer giggled...it sounded like a combination of a 3 year old girl and Yoda from "star wars"
Torturer: ah yes! funny their faces are!
Emperor: and i also heard that you make them bite your toes for whatever reason...
Torturer: hihihihihi
he declared as he was clapping his hands together
Emperor: i questioned some of them and they are really dissatisfied...here are some quotes "i came here to enjoy being whipped by those ugly muscular torturers and what i got was watching as one pleasures himself instead of me", "i prefer having my jaw ripped out then watch that dude" and finally "watching him work is like watching two male goblins s*cking each other in a 69 position"
Torturer: ah! yes! yes!
Emperor: okay dude this is serious, you have a problem and you need to see a doctor...
the rest of the day was spend searching for a doctor for the torturer