they are bulling me!

Author: AHhhh~ what a nice day...time to spend another day being a lazy piece of shit! :D

Author: hmm...maybe i should write something today! yes that sounds like an excellent idea!

*sees that he didnt post anything for 3 days*

Author: ...sorry guys i was busy building my base in Minecraft...and also playing warframe...

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in a certain very, very normal looking comic store near central park there was a very, very secret base and today a very, very overpowered cat wanted to enter this very, very same secret base together with a not so very funny spider...

(A/N: jk love spiderman puns even if they are not that great!)

they entered with grace and with elegance they approached the cashier of the store

Rose: hey~

Guy: umm...hi?

Rose: okay~ so how about you tell me how to get to the secret base or whatever you have here?

as she said that she created an Axii sign which is a sign that brainwashes people to put it simply. you can make them say the truth or even make them do things that you want them to do. its an useful sign as it can be used as an interrogation method and it can also make your enemy to fight on your side. so in other words its an OP power...welp another one to the collection!

Guy: *brainwashed* ughh? ah yes...the base...its in the storage behind the vending machine...

Peter: how did you-

Rose: *creates a rainbow above her head* Magicccc~~ ;D

Magic is a cheat. and when you mix multiple magic systems into one its an even bigger cheat.

Peter: need to ask Dr.Strange if he could teach me some trick's...

before they went to infiltrate the base Rose told the guy to go on a LONG and SLOW walk outside at which he just nodded and walked away with a dreamy expression on his face

Peter: Okay lets go!...wait, but if we are doing this i need my costume back...why did i even changed my clothes in the first place??

at the end Rose gave him his costume and he changed in the bathroom, this time keeping the underwear under his costume...thank god.

when he was done he and Rose walked into the storage room and saw a vending machine...a broken vending machine! they pushed it to the side and they saw a metal door that needed a password to be opened.

Peter: what now?

Rose: dont worry i know the password! it goes something like this...*clears throat* FUS! RO! DAH!

her words held power in them and soon a powerful wave of energy hit the door ripping it off the door frame. the door went flying knocking out a guard that they didnt know even was there.

Peter: d-did you just shout a door open?

Rose: Magicccc~~

Peter: but-

Rose: MAGICCCC~~

it was better then the last time she used the Thu'um...not better as "more powerful" i meant that she still got the ability to stand after using it. she still felt a little dizzy but she not dizzy enough to make her fall.

they walked trough the corridor and entered a large room where...

*sound of reloading a gun x100*

Peter: ....

Rose: ....how-

???: we have cameras!

Rose: sh*t...

<they all saw what happened trough a camera that was in the comic store...>

Rose: dont you think this is a little unfair

???: i'm sorry...we dont give a f*ck

and then they started shooting. Peter just jumped on a wall and then on the ceiling while dodging the bullets and starting to web bad guys. Rose also jumped out of the way and took out one of those web bomb that she got for saving aunt may from her inventory

she then quickly clicked something on it and threw it in the center of the of the bad guys. lots of them ended up stuck either on the floor or the wall's but there was still a large amount of them that was free

Peter: where did you got that!?!

Rose: i stole it from you!

Peter: what!? when?

Rose: when you werent looking!

She changed death into a baseball bat since she knew that Peter will not be okay with killing and then she started to fight all of the soldiers and fortunate for her the bullets didnt pierce her armor...those were normal bullets after all....her face? oh easy she just put a magic shield around her face and head

as i said magic is a cheat

badabum badabim and soon all of the soldier were laying on the floor in pain....

Peter: green uniforms with yellow accents...they look like hydra soldier

Hydra soldier: *grunt* you will-

Rose: nobody cares! sorry, what were you saying Pet-i mean Spider man?

Peter: as i said they are from hydra and if Osborn has something to do with them then maybe i will finnaly get a chance to put him in jail

Hydra soldier: we will st-

Rose: oh. my. god! nobody cares!

Peter: yea i hear this a thousand times man. "we will stop you!" or "you will never get out of here alive!" dude just stop

Rose: yea nobody likes those lines!

Peter: agreed

Rose: stay still and be quiet while we go and get what we want.

and just like so they walked away into the deeper parts of the base...

Hydra soldier: *sniff* *trough the phone* mom *sniff* i hate it here! *sniff* they are bulling me! *sniff* can you come pick me up? *sniff* *sniff*