(1)I'm not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
(2)When nothing seems right….go left!!
(3)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
(4)When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 more minutes, it's the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D
(5)Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
(6)Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
(7)Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
(8)When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
(9)Don't drink and park – accidents cause people.
(10)A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.