Kill The Protagonist

Jin Yagami, a young man around sixteen years of age, walks calmly on the sidewalk. Oblivious to the world around him with a raggedy backpack in one hand, and a Japanese light novel in the other hand, he curses in rage,

"WHY DO THOSE FEMALES ALL LIKE THIS DUDE!? SURE! HE'S A GOOD FRIEND, BUT I DON'T! I REPEAT DON'T! FOR A SECOND BELIEVE THAT A BUNCH OF BEAUTIFUL AND WELL-ENDOWED LADIES WOULD JUST LIKE THIS PERVERTED F-"

Suddenly realising where he is, and the judging eyes around him. He instantly cools down.

"...Ah..."

* Sigh *

Ever since his gotten into these things, people having been looking at him weirdly and avoiding him like the plague. Yeah! So what if his grades may have dropped and he was, perhaps, becoming all the more irritable? He had valid reasons-

Every night since he first touched these stupid things, he can't help stop himself from leaving hate comments on every novel he reads. What's up with these Japanese authors and their wish fulfillment! And these stupid fanboys who can't even take a little bit of critique.

Unzipping his backpack, the young boy squats down in the middle of the pavement and swaps out the light novel for his phone. Gently placing the novel in between his school books making sure it doesn't crease. He slowly zips it back up, before proceeding on his way.

After drawing a Z-shape onto the screen, he taps the circular white app icon with the red and blue W once.

A world of novels was waiting for him. Hah...

[Hope I find something interesting today] As he busily scrolls down the ranking list, a novel caught his eye.

He squints and reads the the title

"...Isn't Harassing Protagonists Fun?"

"Oh, this seems interesting? I wonder what's it about...?"

Clicking the read more option, he is surprised to find that it didn't have any chapters nor even a synopsis.

[What a disappointment]

Pressing the home button, the screen suddenly flashed white.

[Hey, I just bought this. It cost me three months worth part time wages]

[Why do bad things always happen to bad people?]

The sound of a trucks honking suddenly draws his sight away from his phone.

*Beep* *Beep*

Looking up from the screen, he sees an elementary student frozen in the streets. Facing the oncoming traffic, the little boy is paralysed with fear. If our MC were any bit of a good person, he might have felt obliged to intervene. But unfortunately, he isn't one to sacrifice his own life for that of a stranger.

His eyes are focused on the upcoming tragedy ahead, when his white-screened phone suddenly heats up and sends a sudden electric sting.

The shocking sensation causes him to suddenly lose his balance, tripping on the edge of the curb, he barreled into the street, pushing the kid onto safety.

Facing his inevitable demise, he doesn't bother to even check on the state of the child when-

*CRASH*

The 2 ton truck seems to have sped up, pummeling him with its entire might, leaving little to no chance of his survival.

At the time only one thought reverberates throughout his entire head

"Sh**!"

"This is how I die? How cliché. "

"DOWNVOTED!"