Randomness#4

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realize that life isn't so bad after all.

How was the math test?

Abstraction is often one floor above you.

I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated.

If Purple People Eaters are real… where do they find purple people to eat?

She did her best to help him.

Is it free?

If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It's really not as bad as it sounds.

Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.

Rock music approaches at high velocity.

Where do random thoughts come from?

Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.

I'd rather be a bird than a fish.

This is a Japanese doll.

Tom got a small piece of the pie.

I am never at home on Sundays.

Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.

He told us a very exciting adventure story.

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us.

Mary plays the piano.

She advised him to come back at once.

He didn't want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.

Wow, does that work?

The lake is a long way from here.

I checked to make sure that he was still alive.

What was the person thinking when they discovered cow's milk was fine for human consumption… and why did they do it in the first place!?

I will never be this young again. Ever. Oh damn… I just got older.

If I don't like something, I'll stay away from it.

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn't and they don't recommend anyone else do it either.

The book is in front of the table.

I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.

Should we start class now, or should we wait for everyone to get here?

Hurry!

If the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy had babies would they take your teeth and leave chocolate for you?

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

Christmas is coming.

Please wait outside the house.

The shooter says goodbye to his love.

Wednesday is hump day, but has anyone asked the camel if he's happy about it?

The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.

He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there.

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.

Last Friday in three week's time I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.

I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don't know why.

Let's all be unique together until we realize we are all the same.

We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.

Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn't good enough.

He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class.

A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.

We have a lot of rain in June.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Don't step on the broken glass.

She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.

The mysterious diary records the voice.

She always speaks to him in a loud voice.

She was too short to see over the fence.

This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent

There were whiteout conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable.

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

The river stole the gods.

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn't be any different to what my nickname was.

She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels.

Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them.

The body may perhaps compensate for the loss of a true metaphysics.

I want more detailed information.