[CBMM Latest Hot News]
Izuku Oyagashi a "High Schooler Prodigy"
As reported.. DEAD! Japan Hokaigo,
after his house were to explode with unknown
cause, he was not to be found.
After the investigations, a machine were left
at the scene being suspected as the cause
and were to be brought in for the government
to inspect.!
Meanwhile, An unknown flying object was
seen in the sky by many witnesses and
was told that the foreign object was
somehow launched and flew upwards with
high speed. These 2 very mysterious
occurence shocked the world and is now
being investigated further by the nations.
[In a Unknown Science Researching facility]
Delivery Agent: The Interesting Machine
is here!!
Researcher A: Woah so cool! Its a machine
made by a Prodigy, as to be expected.
Researcher B: The latest technology is
of course discovered by Sir Izuku!
It would be wierder if this machine was
simple.
Researcher A: Lets just get on the machine!
I cant wait what this thing does.
Researcher C: Guys! The Machine is a Device!
Come! Look!
Researcher B: Theres a Port here.. its a USB
port. I think we could connect this machine
onto the computer.
Researcher A: Here's a USB wire.
Researcher C: Okay let's bring this to the
Computer Lab.
Researcher B: A little help Here!! Please carry
this machine to the computer lab.
Carrier 1: Ok! No problem.
Researcher A: All of the things we need
are ready.
Researcher C: I cant wait to see what that
thing contains! IM SO EXCITED..
[Computer Lab]
Researcher B: You guys Ready??
Researcher A & C: Yeah.
Researcher B: Ok the memory it has is in store
and lets see what this thing has.
Researcher A: Hmm, the machine feels
like more of a Transmitter. It also has an
Antenna inside.
Researcher C: Ah! Stop inspecting already.
You might actually could hinder the
transfer!
Researcher A: Oh your transfering the data
already? Ok.. Im going to check this after
you guys are done, im going take a break.
Researcher C: Ok, Come back fast, you might
miss what data is in store in this thing.
Researcher A: Hhn.
Researcher B: The Transfer is done. Wah!
It contains a Video and a heck lotsa of
documents!! the names sounds futuristic,
hahahahaha!
Researcher C: Check the documents, i think
they're some kind of information and sorts
of discovery that izuku made and found?
Researcher B: Wow you were right! Blue Prints
New kind of Laws and some info about space
and atoms and on how to bend physics???
Researcher C: Oh My Hella of Noses! wow
wow wow wow! TECHNOLOGY AND SCIENCE!
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ahahahahaha!
look all of this INFORMATION!! its like a
knowledge of the aliens!! SO MUCH
DISCOVERIES! SO MUCH NEW THINGS.
OMG OMG OMG IM CRYING!
Researcher B: WAHAHAHAHAHWAAAAH
MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THE JOY!!
WAHAHHAHHAGHAHHHH!!
Researcher A: What the heck is wrong with
you guys? if its revolutionary Knowledge
in those documents try to handle yourselves!
Anyway just came back. Just play that video
already.
Researcher B: Yeah Yeah Yeah....
[Playing...//File : Last Word//Format : Video]
Ha... it failed didnt it? uhhh hello fellow people of earth. i guess im going to reach my demise soon enough so uh. please take a look at the information that the machine sent
and uh currently im likely to be stuck in a dimensional loop or what ever it is..
(CREAAK) well uh good luck and i hope that uh you guys should be able to develop this kind of technology so (RUMBLE) i wish to have a favor. Id want to name this tech as Dizumen, hahahaha.... i think im going crazy just to name this [ALARM SOUNDS] phatetic discovery of mine like that... well [MACHINE PRESSURE EXCEEDING DOWNFALL EXPECTED 1 MINUTE*background] i guess its time.. Bye!..
DAMN THE EARTHS CURRENT TECH!!.....
[Cracking noise]
[Video End]
Researcher A: Uuuhhhh... This video is
kind of cringy and ugly...
Researcher C: YOU! DISRESPECTFUL BI--
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