Interlude

Hello again! It's me, Ed! That's right, I'm back for a limited time only! I've always wanted to say that.

Daniel's shenanigans in Border Town have come to an end. Did you enjoy it?

Here's a brief summary of what I've learnt about him.

He's a contradictory, hypocritical, paranoid and perverted idiot who also happens to be a closet masochist.

That just about sums it right up, doesn't it?

"OF COURSE NOT!" (Daniel)

Weeell, it is true that he's matured a bit. But this stuff is innate! There's no changing which side of the scale you're on!

Anyway, from now on I'll be spectating Daniel's journey and travels towards the capital of the Kingdom of Corus, Candor!

Will the journey be fraught with danger? Will he be swept up in political undercurrents? Or maybe one of his girls will get kidnapped? Anything can happen!

"HEY! STOP SETTING UP THESE DAMN FLAGS!" (Daniel)

Wow, he's actually getting mad at me. That's so unfair! He never gets mad at his women… is he implying that I'm worth less than them?

*sob* *sob*

"Wha! Don't cry, don't cry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Ed…" (Daniel)

*smirk* works every time.

Ah, whoops! I've talked for too long. See you next time!