When your parents are devout Catholic but you're the sole Atheist in the family...You're dead, did you go to hell ? No, blyat ! You're reincarnated to cultivation world and have harem.
Jesus approved.
Why does he have so many laptops? Was all of those laptops playing p*rn before he died?.....
How the hell do you watch 10 seperate laptops playing p*rn?....