In which I died

Getting stabbed, as it turns out, is not what I expected. You would expect to experience pain and what not.

What you will truly feel after getting stabbed is numbness, followed by the paIN AS IF A THOUSAND DWARVES ARE PLAYING SKIP ROPE WITH YOUR INTESTINES!

OH AZATHOTH! THE PAIN!

-ahem-

Why do I know this fact? It's because of the bloody kitchen knife in a young lady's hands.

And my bleeding stomach.

And me, lying in the pool of my own blood.

"It never had to end this way, you know..." she trailed off as she licked the blood on the knife.

Not now boner! No matter how much bloody Yandere girls turn you on, bleeding on the ground is not the proper time!

"It's truly a shame," tears slowly trickled down her face. If it wasn't for the knife and all the blood, it would truly be a heart wrenching scene. "I truly loved you, you know..."

Alas! How cruel is the world! For two lovers to be separated by life and death!

OR NOT!

"But what did you do?!" She threw the knife to the side as her pupils constricted. With a crazed look on her face she continued, "You threw me away for that skank! I loved you! I lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove you! And I hate you for that! You threw away my love! You threw away my heart!"

As a Yandere lover, the scene would truly be a perfect one. IF I F*CKING KNOW WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT!

I never had a girlfriend in my entire 18 years of living! Heck, all experience that I have was with Miss Linke Handottir*!

"L-" I coughed a mouthful of blood. By the old one, speaking when your abdomen and possible your diaphragm was punctured is hard! "Look lady, a-as much as I appreciate you feelings, a- I think you have the wrong person."

That earned a closer look by the lady. Judging by the widening of her eyes, she probably noticed her mistake too!

Thank the old ones for reasonable Yanderes!

"Oh! Oh my!" She gasped rather loudly as her hands cover her mouth while backpedaling rather quickly. "I'm truly sorry! I though you were that ch*eating b*stard!"

I gave her a stiff smile a stiff smile. Shit! My vision is already darkening, meaning that not enough blood was being delivered to my brain! My facial muscles are already numbing as is the extremities of my limbs!

"B-believe me lady," I weakly say," if I e-ever get in a relationship with s-someone as beautiful as y-you, then I'd never t-trade you for a-anyone el-GAH!"

And then my world is pain as my bloody torso was met by heels.

"Oh! I'm very sorry!" The lady apologized as she bowed. "Your words were quite similar to his so I just acted on instinct, you know!"

Cthulhu dammit woman! What is wrong with you?!

Oh, she's a Yandere, carry on!

"I-" Before I can utter any words, more globs of blood rose up and went out from my mouth. Now I know my esophagus was also punctured.

And then red and blue lights danced upon the window as sirens rang throughout the house.

"Oh my, would you look at that!" The lady exclaims before picking up the knife. "For all it's worth, I'm sorry!"

With a final apology, she ran towards the back door.

And there I was, bleeding on my $25 carpet. I wonder how much will cost to remove the bloodstains?

Heh. Even when I'm about to die, my mind is still on inane stuff.

I guess this is it. This is the end of my story.

I wonder where I'll end up? Heaven is out of the question. So hell or purgatory? Or will I be wiped clean and taken into the cycle of Samsara?

Gods. I hope my brother will find my note on the final page of my journal and erase everything on my PC and hard drives.

If not, then I guess he'll have a hard time answering the police.

And so I closed my eyes, fully embracing the end.

I lived my life as I wanted it. If this is truly the end, so be it.

Goodbye world.

...

*German for Left Handdaughter