D*mn Her

Feng Wu felt the rock under her move.

She turned around to find it covered with cracks that looked like a spiderweb.

Feng Wu's eyes widened.

She involuntarily turned to Jun Linyuan, who was looking back at her.

Their eyes met, and everything fell silent for a second.

It was as if all sound had disappeared.

Feng Wu tried so hard to fight back her laughter that she almost had a cramp.

In order not to upset Jun Linyuan further, Feng Wu said, "When I was in the peacock's territory…"

Jun Linyuan suddenly farted.

Feng Wu fought so hard to stop herself from laughing and had to pretend she heard nothing.

She told herself to keep her face straight, if she still wanted to live.

Rubbing her face, Feng Wu said, "I was in those woods when…"

There came the familiar sound again.

Feng Wu said flatly, "I was…"

She was interrupted by more farting.

She couldn't hold it anymore.