Aliens Are Real

Alex walked down the sidewalk smoking a blunt. This was the favorite strain he had created, AAR. He looked at the night sky and sighed, he had done many things to get to where he was at, good and bad.

Eight years ago, he was just a sophomore who had just gotten his first taste of weed, and now he was the biggest distributor of Marijuana in the U.S. He got Recreational Marijuana legal in the U.S at the federal level, which many told him was impossible. He ended the cartel's reach in the U.S weed business and didn't die, of course, he became one of their biggest customers. He engineered many strains that revolutionized the business.

With money endlessly flowing and having accomplished everything he wanted, he started to feel empty. However, with money comes opportunities. Alex decided to use his money at his whims. He traveled to all parts of the world and beyond. He became the first man to smoke a blunt in space, and the first to roll and smoke a blunt on the moon. He invested in whatever interested him and gave millions of dollars to charity every day.

Alex had accomplished everything most people wished to in just eight years, becoming the youngest billionaire in the U.S at just twenty-four. Reaching such height at such a young age was naturally amazing, but also lonely. His best of friends grew jealous and betrayed him, the past girlfriends had all at some point showed their true colors as money-hungry gold diggers. The only ones he could always look towards to were his parents. His mom and dad, two of the hardest workers he'd ever known, working day and night to provide for him and his two little brothers. They were always there for him when he struggled with any problems. So when he got the call that his mother was pregnant, he rushed to them as soon as he could.

As Alex reached the corner of the sidewalk, he turned unto the street of his parent's house. By now, the blunt in his hand was finished and the only thing left was a roach.

Alex made sure the roach was out before he flicked it in the trash and walked toward his parent's home. His parents lived out in a secluded island villa. Surrounded by nothing but the sea and the few neighbors they had, Alex made sure they lived out their retirement in peace and quiet.

Alex walked up to the bamboo doors and rang the doorbell. He stood there, anxious to see his mother and father, and felt as if it'd been years. Finally, not even a minute having passed, his father opened the door. A black man in his 40s stood before Alex, a bright smile on his face.

"Alex, you're finally here," His father said gushing with happiness. "Your mom's been waiting all afternoon for you."

"It's good to see you too dad," Alex said and reached in for a hug. His dad laughed and patted his back, before leading him into the house. Alex walked straight to his parents' room and saw his mom laying down on a king-sized bed with a belly as round as the moon.

" How long have you been pregnant for?" Alex asked in a shocked voice. "I thought you just found out."

Alex's mom smiled, " Five months, We wanted to know her gender before telling you about it."

"Her?" Alex said stunned.

"Yes, It's a her, you're finally going to have a baby sister."

"A baby sister," Alex muttered. A tingling sensation flowed through his veins and quickly burst out as excitement bubbled forth from his entire being. A baby sister, his mother had been trying to have a daughter ever since he was in his pre-teens. He felt happy that her wish finally came true; A baby sister, Alex gushed with giddiness as he thought of the little darling sister that would soon be in his arms.

Alex stayed with his parents for the rest of the pregnancy, and when the time came for his mom to give birth, he naturally hired the best doctors in the world. With no implications, a healthy little princess was born into the world. As Alex held her in his arms over the next few days, he felt truly whole and at peace.

Alex walked out of the hospital and sparked a blunt. Thinking about his new little sister, Alex reached for his phone.

"Good afternoon, sir."

"Ryan, give 15 percent of my shares to my newborn Lil Sis. Also, change my Will to include her, give her the rights to ten percent of my inheritance. Do you hear me?"

"Yes, sir!"

"Good, create a college fund for her, add 2 million in there; start a retirement fund too, add 100 million in there. You got that?"

"Yes, sir!"

"Alright, that's all for now. Wait, don't forget to create an emergency fund for her, add 50 million. That's all."

"It is done, sir!"

"Good, I will be staying with my parents to help take care of her, you're in charge until then." Alex hung up the phone and walked back to the hospital. He looked at his mom smiling at the little baby in her arms and once again felt at peace.

Over the next few months, Alex slowly watched his little sister grow older and eventually turning one year old. As a birthday gift, he got her something he had invested in a few years back, a bionic pup. A companion that would follow and protect her until she grew old and wrinkly.

Watching her play with her new puppy, Alex smiled and went out for a smoke. Sitting on a remote corner of the beach, Alex sparked a blunt. He sighed with laziness as he laid down and looked out at the horizon over the sea. Feeling the high coming on, Alex relaxed his body and enjoyed the feeling. As he lit another blunt of his favorited strain, AAR, Alex looked out at the sky and saw a dot of light coming towards him. Alex smiled and knew his high was in motion.

As he watched the dot of light coming closer and closer, Alex took one last hit and flicked out the roach. He closed his eyes and started to look forward to the effects of AAR. The reason Alex loved this strain so much was that the effects would let the smoker see aliens in weird places, making it one of the more fun and playful strains he had created.

Alex opened his eyes and heard a loud zooming sound. He looked up at the sky and felt a sudden massive pressure on his body. An enormous Flying Saucer fell at neck-breaking speed towards him.

"Fuck!" Alex's eyes changed.

BOOM!!!!!!