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Hit The Road, Jack!

Author: Desmond_Desfables
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A story about lazyness and the true NEET life.

Chapter 1Hit The Road, Jack! : Hit GET OUT!

- [Common baby, don't do this to me !]

- GET OUT !

The door slammed on my face again, but it seems like it's for real this time.

Damn.

Well, can't say i didn't saw that comming.

Let me present myself.

Jack Hooligan, 34 years old, former high school student and current NEET.

That's right. I have managed to get it. I have managed to suck up to people until i reached the age of 34!

Not that it was an easy life. Oh no sir, it wasn't, it wasn't at all!

Ever since i was 18, i have been perfecting my sucking-up techniques to an astonishing level all the way up to this moment. I managed to get my mother to pay my bills until i was 33, but i guess i just didn't had it in me to REALLY suck it up out of the other woman on my life.

Well, what can i say. My sister has a baby to take care off, and my lover is struggling to pay the bills herself - while i remained in my pajamas all day long, whatching TV or playing on the PC.

So, now i have to do it.

I have to fend for my self on the real world.

I look ahead and see the scene of the busy street in front of me. It's 7 PM now, so people are going back to their confortable and cozy homes...

- [HEEEY, ELICIA!!! HEEEY!]

- WHAT ?!

I forgot my clothes. Can i have some food too ? Please ?

- GET OUT!

WOAH, that almost hit me!

Damn woman. Can't you put me out of the house without almost killing me in the process?

Let's see....

Yeah. It's all here. My clothes and so on.

Suddenly, something hits me in the head. Ouch. What... oh, a can of soup and some wonderbread. And.... hey, is this money?!

Niiice.

- Don't you say i haven't been good to you. Now get lost. And don't you ever come near my home again until you find a job, okay?!

Oh baby, i knew it! You still like me! Even if the home isn't yours, but rented....

But that would be impossible.

Simply impossible.

It's the same as saying "don't come back until you walk at least ten feet!" to a cripple.

Well, i still like you baby. Hope you live a nice life.

Let's go.

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Table of Contents
Volume 1 :You've Got to Work, Jack!
Volume 2 :This is Your New Home!
Volume 3 :Power Is a Fickle Thing!
Volume 4 :Everyone Dies