5 Hammer time~!

White Light Inner monologue :" *sigh* here we go again...."

Armada:" Typo? Why does he have a name like that, also why can i hear inner monologues now?"

???:" Legends say, Typo once had a full name, and it was as glorious and profound as names could be. He was a Legend and a myth in his past lifes, alas *sigh* he got cursed by a heinous curse..."

Armada:" Wait why did you just go full dramatic effects right now? also why does he have a better introduction than me? arent I the MC here? i mean look i still got the burn mark from the lightning. Also what curse?"

???:" Ah silly child, you're still delusional? MC? what MC? you're cannon fodder at best to be honest. and about that lightning, if i had to guess you prob harrased a bunch of birds and got smoten by Ol'Topo. Also as for Typo's Curse.. He's been cursed by the Must Seek Death syndrome."

Armada:" wait.. thats an actual thing? but that doesnt explain how his name became Typo."

???:" Mate come on im trying to seem wise and dramatic over here, just shut it and let me speak my piece ffs."

Armada:" Fine fine, go on oh wise one."

???:" Along with the curse of Seeking death, Typo kept on reincarnating over and over again, as he had amassed huge amounts of good karma before the curse he's probably the one who reincarnated the most out of all the people i know. But along with every reincarnation his name refused to be written correctly no matter what name it was, at first it was just 1 letter being misstyped/written but along with the cycles of reincarnation the count of typos increases until in the end his name was simplified as Typo the death seeker."

Armada:" Fuck me thats a cool title, but why does he look slow if he's so great?"

???:" Ah well Typo due to his curse offended too many people and thus kept on getting hunted down and his soul harmed. After time he stopped reincarnating as a human due to lack of intelligence along with his curse. At first a lion, then an Ape, then a cat, followed by a Fly. And if i'm not mistaken his latest reincarnation was a vegetable. Yet with all that his curse never ceased. BUT As long as Typo manages to pass through the gate he'll be able to get his perfect reincarnation and return to glory, that is why we are all making bets. ah wait shit i meant Motivating him to pass through his ordeals. Alas till now theres always one mistake that he keeps on making. i just hope he doesnt repeat it this time too."

White Light:" hmm, You've been through quite a lot of reincarnations and yet your curse still runs strong. But due to you being too slow i'll have to re-explain this again ffs..."

Typo:" uhhhhhhhhhh"

White Light:" Now listen here, YOU TYPO"

along with that the white light manifested a huge finger to point at typo.

White Light:" Go. through this here Gate... Ok?"

The white finger then kept on pointing between Typo and the Gate trying to establish communication with a guy with the mental capacity of a vegetable.

White Light:"After Gate. Good life... OK?"

Typo with a mouth open a long with some drool on the side:" Ok." and he nodded his head and started walking towards the Gate.

???:" OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DO IT?!"

Ruben:"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!!!!"

Indiboy:"wowowowow"

Kanna:" Are you guys just ignoring me or did you replace me or something? There MUST be a kanna in every novel!!"

Typo kept on walking and everyone's faces showed excitement, is it finally over they asked themselves, alas right before the gate, just one centimeter away typo stopped walking...

???:" NO NO NO RUN TYPO RUN DONT DO THIS. NOT AGAIN REMEMBER YOUR LIFE AS A PLANT, THAT WAS NOT FUN WAS IT? JUST KEEP ON WALKIN-- OH GOD NO DONT TURN AROUND AND TO LOOK AT WHITE LIGHT"

White Light's Inner monologue " Oh come on why again do you really have to test my limits junior?"

Typo, Oblivious to everything turns around and stares at the White Light and asks

Typo:" u boy or gir-"

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

A sudden boom and the sentence stops midway, after the clouds clear up all i can see is a Huge Golden Hammer and typo nowhere to be seen.

???:" he was soo close but he had to ask that question. WHY TYPO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

looking at the situation i started to believe ???'s talk about how this is a group of degenerates.....