12 Ding Ding~!

Looking at the three in front of me i realized, i fucked up. Two buff macho looking men who practically scream the names Henchman1 and Henchman2 and between them a young man wearing typical young master clothes along with some tea stains, yeah my bad on that one, but for some reason he has a god damn Trucker hat.

I can't mess with them, thinking that, i started running away as fast as i could. Out of the door, onto the streets. I kept running with no real direction just anywhere as long as i dont get beaten up. I can still hear them yelling at me while running after me.

Henchman1: "DAMN BRAT YOU DARE THROW TEA AT OUR YOUNG BOSS? ARE YOU TIRED OF LIVING?!"

Henchman2: "GET BACK HERE AND KOWTOW FOR FORGIVENESS."

I ran and ran and then ended up running myself into a corner.

Armada:" For fucks sake ive been running in a straight LINE how the fuck did i end up in a fucking dead-end Alley?!"

Henchman1:" You've finally stopped running you damn brat. Kneel and Beg our young boss for forgiveness if you want an intact body left."

Henchman2: "You have eyes but cant see Mt. Tai and dare to offend our young boss? I've looked into who you are and it turns out you're an Orphan. I cant really blame your parents for throwing you to the side if you're that blind and dumb."

And ofcourse again in the middle of those two Henchmen is their young boss with a trucker hat and a fucking sneer on his face.

You know what... Fuck it if im gonna get beaten up i'll atleast WIN the flame war.

Armada:" Young boss this, Young boss that, kneel here, kowtow there. DO YOU FUCKERS HAVE ANY ORIGINAL LINES WHATSOEVER?! You 3 have been running after for OVER 2 hours and for what? for spilling some fucking TEA?! For that Trucker Hat wearing young boss of yours? THE GUY LOOKS LIKE HIS PARENTS ARE FUCKING RELATED. You dare talk about my parents when his probably come from one huge family tree?!"

Young Boss:" Y-y-you DARE?!?! Billy! Bob! GO KILL THAT BASTARD."

Ah so their names are Billy and Bob. Go figure. Seems like i really wasn't far off the mark with that trucker hat insult.

Billy&Bob:"" YOU'RE COURTING DEATH""

Saying that, they jumped me and started to attack. I of course started fighting back but i have no strength whatsoever TO fight back.

A punch here a Kick there. I started getting beaten up but at least i still have the sharper tongue.

while slowly losing my consciousness i hear something....

???:" DING DING~! Host has successfully courted Death. Requirements Met. Courting Death System Activated."

A SYSTEM?? Finally!!! When i'm halfway dead it activates. What a lousy condition but nonetheless its a fucking System YESSSSSSS. But the main part that bugs me is .... WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SOUND LIKE AKATOSH?!