Am I one of those idiotic novel MC’s?

Nova just stood there blankly. He had no clue what to do… with his LIFE.

So he did what every guy does to engage in deep thought. Take a shit. He sat down and as he started…

[You produced fertilizer {Grey}!]

[Amplifying…]

[You produced fertilizer {White}!]

'What the hell?'

'EVEN MY SHIT IS AMPLIFIED?'

He seriously was confused. He looked and his poop was literally glowing white, and smelled like roses. He just walked away. He didn't even know where to go, he was hungry. He looked and saw a tree with apples growing on it. But the apples were a glowing golden. He picked one.

[You have obtained an Eden's Apple {White}]

[Amplifying…]

[Error! Highest grade! Cannot amplify quality.]

[Amplifying Quantity…]

[You have obtained Eden's Apple {White} x100]

The apple in his hand literally multiplied. In seconds exactly one hundred golden apples piled in front of him.

"Uh… Free apples anyone?"

Nova just offered free apples to the angels. He walked away as the angels began picking up the apples gracefully and putting them in baskets. He wished he had a fancy inventory like those novel MC's. Then a weird thought came to him.

'Am I one of those idiotic Novel MC's?'

<*Nervous Sweating*>

'Nah, couldn't be.'

He walked into the castle, which was guarded by two Arch-Angels. He then walked into the throne room. He then pissed himself seeing the biblically accurate angels, Thrones, Seraphim's, and Cherubim's.

He then walked out of the throne room. His pants were soaked and he ran until he found his bedroom, which was a literal 50 acre room with a 10 meter thick door. He touched it and it opened like a gate.he ran in as the doors closed behind him. His room was HUGE. It took him 10 minutes to find the closet.

He changed into different clothes and walked out. He walked into what looked like a training room with a sandbag and what I guessed to be a dummy. I punched the sandbag.

[Gained one EXP]

[Amplifying…]

[Gained 100,000 EXP!]

[You have become level 50.]

[You have gained 500 Attribute Points]

[Amplifying…]

[You have become level 5,000,000]

[You have gained 50,000,000 Attribute Points]

'FOR GODS SAKE MAN!'

Nova just had no clue what to do anymore. He just decided to read a book. He started reading, and he surprisingly didn't get an Amplifier. He happily read a history book, one which literally had the history of the entire planet. But after reading the first page…

[Comprehended 0.001 percent of the worlds history.]

[Amplifying…]

[Comprehended 100% of the worlds history!]

A rush of information rushed into his brain. He felt like he was about to burst, and, in fact, WAS losing HP.

90%

67%

45%

28%

12%

2%

1%

The information stopped.

[Detected that host cannot handle more knowledge. Please put more points in INT.]

He could barely think, so he just said,

"P-Put 10 million into INT.."

[10,000,000 points directed into INT.]

Suddenly, his mind felt open, and endless. All the mental pain from before vanished. His mental state improved drastically. Then all the remaining information flowed in, but instead of being painful, it felt… Pleasant. He then finally, opened his status.

[Nova]

[Agility: 5]

[Vitality: 5]

[Magic: 5]

[Attack: 5]

[Intelligence: 10,000,005]

[Attribute Points: 40,000,000]

'Put 10,000,000 in each stat except for INT.'