1 The big bang

my name is Elijah Nathaniel dog fennel jolif and i bootleg Moonshine Whiskey I'm rough and tough and full of fleas I've never been carried below my knees got 9 coats of hair two sets of teeth you feel froggy motherfuker just hop 200 lb of romp and stomp in death destruction I'm a lover I'm a fighter I'm a mean bull rider yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil cuz I'm the meanest son of a bitch in the valley...

Everybody knew who neighbor Jon was. And if you didn't know him in a scuffle.,youd better hope he was on your side. More lore than legend were most of the stories. At any random time or bar around town, or where ever there was cold beer, you may have heard talk of the mayor of burley olalla. Whether over a game of pool or a cigarette in the designated smoking area. There was the time In high school he drove up the stairs and into the main entrance of a rival high school at homecoming. Then there was the time he fought a local " now famous NFL football great."at the

The high schools Halloween haunted house fundraiser because the rival guarter back wouldn't pay for his ticket. Or maybe you heard the one about Candace Dunbar, the prom queen found dead at the bottom of wellers canyon the morning after prom. Or maybe you've heard the one about the guy who had it all, lost everything then made a deal with the devil to get it all. back..

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