2 Prologue

In the infinite cosmos a figure was watching a young man.

The figure is a translucent,gaunt spectre with a demonic face. It was larger than an average human, possessing long, shaggy, white hair, from which two red horns protrude, as well as purple-coloured skin showing that the figure wasn't human.It wore a large white kimono and carried a set of prayer beads.

"HAHAHA!"

The figure laughed as it watched something on some sort of screen, that was projected on the opposite wall of the room.While it laughed the figure showed it's mouth, a mouth full sharp, jagged teeth, and a very long, almost serpentine tongue.

This figure was the Death God, or the Shinigami in Japanese.It was sitting on a throne made out of gold, the room in which the throne was situated, was pretty simple and empty.Except for the throne, it only had some sort of giant,round table around which 12 chairs were presents.

Sitting on those chairs were the Death Messengers, 12 figures dressed in nothing more than a black cloak that hid their bodies and faces.

"Master, what is so funny?It has been quite a long time since you last laughed so loudly."Said one of the Death Messengers.The Shinigami glared at his messenger and walked to the table.

"I've found something interesting.A human, to be more precise.He seems to be truly unlucky, he died a few minutes ago, killed by a car as he walked on the street, watching something the humans calls...An anime, if i'm not mistaken."Said the Shinigami.

"And...What is so interesting about this human?Usually those types of Humans are just reincarnated in those fictionals worlds they so greatly love, and they all finish to die stupidly because of some incredibly dumb mistake."Said one of the Death Messenger, who had a feminine voice that didn't matched it's size.It had to be atleast 6'5 ft tall and was 2 times larger than an average human.

"*Sigh*This one is interesting because of how unique he is, usually the people like him are kind-hearted, or they're some poor people who had suffered greatly.However this man is....Incredibly calm in all situations, he's indifferent to everything that isn't related to something perverted or to an anime, and finally he seems to only care about his family, he has no friend and seems to be happy with it."Said the Shinigami, a little mischevious tone to his voice.

"I don't know why, but i feel like you're going to do something extremely...Childish"Said the same figure, being clearly less respectful than the others, which seemed to only anger them.

"Childish?Indeed it is, but it will be funny to watch, plus my sister will be pissed off, which will bring a smile to my face.I just love to mess with her."Said the Shinigami.He clapped his hand and disappeared.Immediately after that, they all glared at the woman.

"HOW DARE YOU?!YOU CAN'T TALK TO MASTER LIKE THAT!!!"

"YOU LITTLE WHORE!!!"

"YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE THERE!!"

All of them insulted her, but she merely smirked and walked out of the room, stunning them before they decided to ignore her too.

'I certainly hope that it will be entertaining.I should watch this human too, maybe even test him to see if he's any good.'Thought the woman.

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Retsu Kaioh was a charming young man.He was pretty smart, and was good looking.However he was bored, extremely so.

In his whole life, the only thing that ever interested him was Naruto.The most amazing manga he had ever read.Of course he also like women like any boys of his age, but it was less important.

Today, he was watching the last episode of Naruto Shippuden, and he was really excited.He continued to watch the episode, walking on the street while not looking around him.If he had paid any attention, he would've seen the truck that was coming down the street at full-speed.

As he walked he heard a distant shout.

"WATCH OUT!!!"

He turned around and froze.The truck hit him with such force, that he was sent flying for a few meters.His whole body hurted so much that he couldn't think of anything else than the pain.He saw a blinding light in front of him, as his eyes closed....

And then, he opened them again.He didn't know how much times had passed, but he felt like it had been hours since the truck hit him.

'A-AM I DEAD?!!'

He began to panic and tried to move his body, sadly he didn't had one anymore.Instead of his body was a small, blue flame.It kept burning as nothing happened around him, he was literally in a space of nothingness.

"HAHAHA!IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU HUMAN!!"

He heard the booming voice and shivered.It felt like everything became cold around him, the space distorted and a ghost appeared in front of him.Everyone would've freaked out, but Retsu.....

"YOU'RE THE SHINIGAMI FROM NARUTO?!!"

He directly recognized the figure, as he had watched the fight of Hiruzen against Orochimaru a thousand times.Great fight by the way.

"Well yes and no.I'm the Shinigami but not only from Naruto, i'm the Death God.Be it in Naruto or in the entire Multiverse!!"

"......"

Retsu stared at the Shinigami as he considered if he could ask what he wanted to ask.

"Yeah, yeah.I'm going to send you to the world of Naruto."

"YEAHH!!!!!I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY!!!"

"Technically if anyone thought that something like that would happen, then this person would be clinically insane.Or just a chuunibyou, never knew how such people could exist."Said the Shinigami in a calm voice.It actually stunned Retsu a little.

"Ain't you supposed to be....You know.....Creepy and all that, like OHHH!I'M THE SHINIGAMI AND I'LL TAKE YOUR SOUL!!"

"...I already have your soul."Said the Shinigami in a deadpan.Retsu blushed in embarassement, or atleast he would if he had a body.

"So...Am i going to go there, like.....Right now, or-"

"Yup, i'm going to send you right now, however do not forget something."The shinigami approached him as a portal started to suck Retsu in.

"You can whatever you want, whenever you want, and wherever you want.I'll send you to an alternat version of the Naruto world, and as such.....You can basically do anything inside."Said the Shinigami with a knowing smile.Retsu wiped a tear and nodded.

"Dude...I fucking love you!"

And with that, he was gone.Unfortunately, things weren't going to happen as he thought they would.

"Wait.....WHAT?!"

He woke up in a forest, surrounded by corpse as he felt that for some reasons, his body wasn't the same anymore.When he thought that things couldn't be become weirder he heard a robotic voice.

[WASSUP HOST!I'M THE SHINOBI SYSTEM!NICE TO MEET YA!!]

"......"

*FAINT*