7 「Chapter VI: AI And Internet Merging... Oh Dear.」
「𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭: "The Mandela Effect is an observed phenomenon in which a large segment of the population misremembers a significant event or shares a memory of an event that did not actually occur."」
「𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲: "Imagination Is the Only Weapon in the War Against Reality." - Lewis Carroll」
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「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "BONJOUR!"」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "How are you? Well i'm good, You must be asking why?"」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "Well because MAPEH one of thorne in my arse, I passed! Hell yeah! I'm gonna be Grade 10 next Year Folks!"」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "A Year closer to my Death..."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "That's an Depressing thought."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "Anyways! I've got bored and created my own Riddles i want you to answer them."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "Here's the Riddle for this Chapter."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "𝐈'𝐦 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐘𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞, 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞, 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐦 𝐢?"」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "The answer would be in the next Chapter, This Riddle is an hint for the Future Chapter's."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "Actually... No, I'm not gonna tell you the answer, So Good Fucking Luck."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "Anyways enjoy the Chapter."」
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『𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟐, ??? , ??? 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』
『𝟏𝟐:𝟐𝟎』
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐏𝐎𝐕」
While the System is busy preparing its Merging with Felix's Phone. Felix of course has to grab his Phone.
Felix finally got his Phone, He then briefly saw his Reflection.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Should have done this earlier."』
Felix's Eye Color is of course Blue, To be more precise the Outer Layer, The Iris is still Black. But his Outter isn't Blue Blue its more like Light Blue.
His Hair Color aswell isn't fully White. Only a few White Strands all of them in his Left Side, Over his Left Eye.
Felix then made an confuse expression and touched his White Hair Strands, After confirming its real he then went to check on his Eye's confirming that is real aswell.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Hoo Lee Shet, Hey System you their?"」
Felix asked the System, But the System didn't respond.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "System?"」
Felix asked again but the of course didn't respond again, Why not try again in a couple of Minute's Felix.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Huh... So he can't respond when his busy, That's cool, I'll remember that."」
Felix then mentally wrote that in his list of things to remember, Not literally don't be an idiot.
Felix then decided to keep himself idle by finding out about the new Universe he got himself into.
Well their are multiple DC Universe's perhaps this one is even an amalgamation, Like their could be an Bryce Wayne rather than Bruce Wayne.
Felix then searched for his Browser, Because Felix's Phone is like an Jungle. The Aps are scattered everywhere, Felix didn't bother to fix it. Lazy Fuck.
Felix then finally found his Browser, In this case... Bing, I mean Felix is the only guy who use Bing crazy Bitch.
Felix then noticed that the Bing Logo changed Color from Blue to Green, Felix then thought of this as his Phone Merging with this World's equivalent Aps.
Like Felix is from an Universe that has the Year 2022, And this Universe Year is 2017. So Felix Theorised that their must be an Button to switch from 2022 to 2017.
But for now Felix put that at the back of his Head, Because Felix really need to know what type of Universe his in, God he hopes that he isn't in the Injustice Universe...
Thinking about that Universe makes Felix's Shivers. Even me remembering that Universe makes me Shivers... Well if you compare that to the Negative Universe's that one is better.
Don't make me rant about that Negative Universe's, Even i'm scared of that Shit, And my FanFic's have Twin Universe System, But damn! Negative Universe's is hella scarier than my Twin Universe System.
Anyways enough about me and my insecurities, Let's go back to what Felix is doing.
Felix typed "Gotham" at the Bing search bar and clicked it... That's when Felix realised he doesn't have WiFi.
The following is what Felix's Phone displayed.
『Chrome-error://chromewebdata/』
『Ooops!』
『No Internet Connections.』
『Please check your Network or WiFi connections and try again.』
『↻ Refresh』
Felix wanted to beat up his past self and his current self, Why? Well Shit because Felix is acting like an Dumb FanFic Protagonist. Who is probably dumb on purpose just so the Author could write more Word's...
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Ah yeah forgot about that part..."」
Perhaps because of extreme embarrassment, Felix mocked himself in the back of his Head.
『???: "Loser."』
The Word's echoed in Felix's Head, But oddly enough Felix doesn't seem to care, He know's it's just his Head, creating imagination and imaginations aren't real, Meaning they couldn't can't and wouldn't hurt you.
Felix knows this is the cause of his Introverted Lifestyle, Lacked of Friends, Lacked of well... I mean everything Extroverted, I mean he is almost White Pale because he doesn't get enough Vitamin Sun.
This isn't an example of Schizophrenia, Felix is just really really lonely.
But if you we're to ask Felix if he could change his Lifestyle, Would he change?
He would plainly and simply answered with an quick no, Because Felix knows this Lifestyle is slowly Poisoning him, But he couldn't change it... Well because it's too late, He Fucked up his Life, Missed his Shot's... Anything Slogan related to failure insert here.
Felix then sit down at the Grass, His Head leaning in the middle of his Knee's, Phone in Hand with an Depressed expression.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "I really really need friends."」
If you we're to ask me what this looks like literally, I'll answer with Post Nut Clarity, Or whenever you feel Depressed thinking about your Future.
Got dang it i just made myself Depressed. Fuck my Life. Actually no don't Fuck my Life, If that happend my Life gets Bitchsis while i don't, I'm more Petty than Lex Luthor himself, Don't Fuck with me.
Nah just Fucking with you, No one can beat Lex Luthor in an Petty contest, His the King of Pettyness literally, Is that even a Word? I don't know.
Anyways back to the Story, While i'm off rumbling about Life Depression and Bitchsis, Felix is off here just staring at the Grass Texture and waiting for the System AI to finish his preparation.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Any Minute now."』
Felix said with an bored expression, While playing with his Feet.
Actually let me correct you their Little Filly, It's actually any Seconds now, Not any Minute now. Fix your vocabulary Dumbass!
Felix felt tired his Brain slowly relaxing and is about to drift to Laa Laa Land was it spelled with double a? Well i don't care, Anyways well because in his Timeline it was 00:01 originally.
So it was night time when Felix got transported in this well... Universe? Void? Floating Field? Grass? Whatever TLDR is Felix haven't got any Sleep for 11 Hour's, Actually that isn't bad at all.
Why 11 Hour's you might ask? Well because Felix keep playing Mobile Legend's he just have to reach that Legend Rank. Season Reset is a Bitch!
Anyways Felix seems to be an Snorlax, And couldn't help hinself but slowly drift to Sleep. One Eyelid go down, The other follows. In a matter of Seconds Felix is well... Dead, Nah just Fucking with you. His actually just asleep.
『𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟐, ??? , ??? 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』
『𝟏𝟐:𝟐𝟓』
「??? 𝐏𝐎𝐕」
A couple of Minute's later, The System AI finally finished his preparation and is well, Back in business.
「???: "Ser are you their?"」
The System AI Voice rang in Felix's Head, But Felix doesn't seem to budge and is still asleep.
「???: "Oh..."」
The System AI finally noticed that Felix is fast asleep, And decided not to bother him, And just do his job without Felix's help.
『???: "Alright where do i begin again?"』
『???: "Ah yes! A temporary Body will do."』
The System AI then tried his best to conjure an temporary Body, But it all ended in failure.
The best he could do is an single floating Hologram Arm, Of course the color is Blue. It ain't Future if it ain't Blue.
The System AI then close and opened his Arm multiple times, Checking if he could feel anything.
『???: "I can't feel anything."』
『???: "But this would do for now."』
The System, Well... Arm then float near Felix to be more precise his right side, And tried prying Felix's Phone off his Hands.
One Finger off, The other follows. Until finally only two Finger is left holding the Phone, In this case his Right Forefinger and Thumb.
The Phone slip slowly out of Felix's grasp, But the System AI noticed this, I don't know but he instinctively catched the Phone.
After checking if it was fine, I.E checking if their is any scratch or crack.
The System AI then continued his Tasked, The procedure that i'm sure the Author wouldn't skip.
Finger cross.
「🎮𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝🎮」
「𝐃𝐚𝐨𝐎𝐟𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 [𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲]: (Intrigue) "AI and Internet doesn't go well together, Ever watched Avengers Age of Ultron?"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: (In L̶a̶a̶ ̶L̶a̶a̶ Lego Land) "LEGO LAND FOLKS! Every Man Child's dream!"」
「???: (System AI, Butler) "A Butler's work is never done, I guess?"」
「???: (Phone) "UNLIMITED POWER!"」
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『"Funny thing, I messed up the time in the last 2 Chapters, And no one noticed... That's how much everyone cared my FanFic, Which is kinda depressing... But i understand there are only 7 Chapters posted not enough for an constant Fans, And besides if i were to write tons of Chapters i would get bored and abandoned it."』
『"Alright here's the reason why i made the System AI intelligent. First Reason: Because Felix needs a Friend, Come on if i were to make my Character's similar to myself might aswell give them happy memories. Second Reason: So Felix can talk to someone whenever he wants to rant. Third Reason: He needs a guide like Alfred to Bruce/Bryce."』
『"Achievement Unlock: "Schizophrenia" Achievement Unlock: "Parkour" Description: "Go from Sociopathic to Schizophrenic in a flick of an wrist." Nah this just me Fuckin with you, But it's true that Felix is an Sociopath doe, An Morally Good one, Don't compare him to other Sociopath doe the only thing Felix has in common with them is his ADHD. Felix isn't Schizophrenic doe, I don't know he probably is and is just in denial... Wait."』
『"Hope you aren't getting bored with my updatr schedule, I mean i tried to atleast post 1 Chapter in a Week, I mean better than nothing. Anyways ughhh, I just hope that you aren't getting bored, Because of the slow pace, Because their would be lot more Chapter's for the Future, We're only in Filler."』
『""The golden age is just around the corner." The closing line of my favorite FanFic fr i'm crying, Oh and the FanFic i'm talking about is A Certain Hogwarts Magician Proffesor, If that didn't pop out search Mtlnovel Felix Harp it'll probably pop up."』
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