CHAPTER 6: AN UNEXPECTED SITUATION
*...Leslie wakes up in a helicopter with his hands and legs tied...*
Leslie: Mr. Ahmed, where are we!?
Mr. Ahmed: In a helicopter, cant you see?
Leslie: So, how i ended up here!?
Mr. Ahmed: After i putted the taser on your neck, you fainted, then, i putted a drug on you for you to sleep for three days
Leslie: REALLY!?
Mr. Ahmed: Yes, for a while i though you were dead kkk
Leslie: You piece of garbage, so where are you taking me?
Mr. Ahmed: I am taking you to Usura*
...*Usura is one of the three 1-class countries in the world that is present in the Uclealia continent.*
Leslie: So you are taking me there to sell my organs or to be your slave!? is everything that you said a lie?
Mr. Ahmed: No, i am taking you to the school.
Leslie: So why did you lie to us?
Mr. Ahmed: Because i didn't want to worry your parents too much.
Leslie: Oh, because of that you told them that they cant come together!? So i could call them after and tell them i am in a bigger country?
Mr. Ahmed: It is not exactly that but you are right at some point.
Leslie: So, let me review, so you are taking me to Usura instead of the capital which is better and also you still taking me to the genius school?
Mr. Ahmed: Yes, thats basically it but we are already in Usura, we took a plane while you were asleep.
Leslie: COOL!!! So, let me ask you one last thing, why are my legs and hands tied?
Mr. Ahmed: I thought you would like to fight.
Leslie: I wont, so please, can you untie me?
Mr. Ahmed: But promise me you wont fight?
Leslie: I promise.
*Mr. Ahmed unties Leslie*
Mr. Ahmed: So aren't you really going to fight?
Leslie: No
Mr. Ahmed: Why?
Leslie: It will be dumb
Mr. Ahmed: Why?
Leslie: Ok, i forgot to say that before but i am a man that likes to work with logic so let me tell you the three main reasons:
1. We are at more than 100 meter from the ground so if we fight one of us will die that would probably be me because you are twice my size or in the worst scenario all of us would die because the helicopter would fall
2. I am not that good with heights so right now i am at my lowest level.
3. If we fight you would punch my face what would leave me with an uglier face and i dont want to enter the school with an ugly face because i want girls to like me in the first day. Kkk
*Mr. Ahmed starts laughing*
Mr. Ahmed: You are really an interesting kid after all kkk
Leslie: Yes, i know kkk
*Leslie and Mr. Ahmed start to laugh together like they were old friends*
Leslie: So tell me, how are the girls at the school?
Mr. Ahmed: Kid, you know that for me, your future classmates are just like you, kids.
Leslie: I wasn't talking about my future classmates.
Mr. Ahmed: What?
Leslie: I was talking about the teachers and the other ladies that work there
Mr. Ahmed: Wait kid, the teacher are like ten years older than you
Leslie: Thats the point
Mr. Ahmed: What do you mean?
Leslie: Woman are better when they are at the ages between 24-38.
Mr. Ahmed: Why?
Leslie: Because they have their body full developed and they know how to use it and they transmit a dominant aura that i find very attractive.
Mr. Ahmed: Just that?
Leslie: I have a list with other 69 facts why older women are better that i wrote with my friends but i left it at home.
Mr. Ahmed: Wait kid, how old are you?
Leslie: I will be 16 in October
Mr. Ahmed: So aren't you suppose to like cute girls that are your age or younger that brings you lunch and put it in your mouth saying "aaahhhhh"!?
Leslie: I never said i dont like that, i am just saying that older women are better cause they can do that and more.
*Mr. Ahmed starts laughing again*
Mr. Ahmed: I hope i can have more funny talks likes this with you during school time
Leslie: I hope too kkk
Mr. Ahmed: Look, because of you funny talk the time past fast and now we are almost there
Leslie: Cool!
Mr. Ahmed: Pilot please, land there.
Pilot: Roger
*...And they land in the middle of the forest...*