1 The Introduction Of Satou Kazuma?
Konosuba: Love Circle REWRITTEN!
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[sfx: Yawning.]
"What a strange dream… I was chasing myself… Then all of the sudden I became...who did I become…?"
The young boy stands up from his bed and rubs his eyes. He yawns once more as he yawns once more and rubs his eyes, and scratches his head.
For some reason he's covered in his own sweat and has gone weaker. … Sleeping for too long really took its toll on this poor boy…
[sfx: Sighing.]
"Ma! I'm up, what's for breakfast…?"
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…?
"Ma?"
The boy wonders why his mother isn't responding, but he thinks maybe her old lady is outside shopping so he gets out of his bed and walk to the bathroom where he turns on the light and washes his face on the sink before drying himself with a towel.
…
"Strange. Ever since I got up I've been feeling a lot stranger than usual…
I wonder what's u-"
"Ah-"
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"AHHHHH!!!!!!"
After looking at the mirror his jaw dropped, his pupils shrunk and his face filled with horror.
…
He once again rubs himself with the towel before looking once again at the mirror before he gets back, screaming like a little girl to himself.
"Wh-aha-ha the fuck?!!"
His hand collided with the mirror as he took a close look at himself.
"I-Is this for real??"
He was surprised and scared at first, but now he is slowly being okay with it, but still a little bit scared as his hands are still shaking and his heart racing.
He thought it was just stories, just like another episode of an anime, but it really has come! The scenario where the main character wakes up from their bed, only to be met with another appearance rather than themselves!
This person… It changed with another person's body! There's no way this is a boy version of him or even alternative, it's already quite obvious that he had switched with someone, but their appearance is quite weird…
This boy has brown hair, green eyes, young features, and he definitely does look like any ordinary teenager.
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"Wait a minute… have I…"
[sfx: Shock!]
"Have I become Satou Kazuma?! From Konosuba??!!"
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"Nah, that's bullshit. ! Uoh! I also have Kazuma's voice!"
Wait a minute, should I…?
"Of course mister writer! Since I am Kazuma, you refer to me as… Kazuma! Who else?"
..okay then, Kazuma.
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After looking at the mirror for a few minutes and biting his lip for a few times, even pinching his new balls.
There's no other explanation rather than this being real. This person who dreamed about being someone, literally has become someone!
Kazuma also takes a few minutes to look at himself as he's never seen himself before, or this person inside his body has never seen Kazuma this close obviously because he's only a fictional character, but since this is happening now, I guess there's a universe where anime characters live. Does that mean every anime in the world that this person lives has some sort of life created for it, but somewhere beyond the universe's limits?
…
*!
Kazuma looks down on his pants and he almost got startled…by his own morning erection.
"O-oh that's right! I have heard boys do get an erection when they wake up, and since Kazuma is a male, he obviously has this."
Kazuma looks at it for a few seconds before his eyes come to a realization.
"Wait a minute!! If I have male genitals! T-thats means…!"
He opens up his pants and looks down and checks.
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"AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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Kazuma is laying down on the ground, petrified, scared, horrified. His eyes look like he has lost something precious. Something that can't be brought back by money, nor happiness!!
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"My vigina… where did it go…?"
He holds his own crotch as he squeaks in pain.
"My number one happiness, my own antidepressant… my reason for living!! It's just gone…"
After crying to himself for a few minutes he finally stands up and puts his emotions into thoughts, but his loss will never be forgotten.
He looks at his pants again as his face is filled with disappointment and confusion.
"What am I going to do with this?" He said to himself.
"If a penis makes you good, then how does it make you feel good without anyone?"
This person inside Kazuma technically didn't graduate highschool and her sex ed is lacking, so that's why she hass no prior knownledge of male genitals, except for females because she used to have one.
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>Clickar Clacker Lacker.
"Please excuse me, Kazuma. But I'm going to use this computer of yours to research how boys masturbate."
This person looks around while waiting for Kazuma's slow ass internet to speed up again.
This bedroom is kind of unique, in their perspective. They haven't seen a room quite like this in real life, so Kazuma is really a shut in NEET.
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>Shf.
"I wonder if Kazuma has some loli manga here."
He said to himself as he gets up from the chair and looks around the manga rack that Kazuma has. The person hasn't watched Konosuba in a while so it's quite difficult to piece the puzzle together and figure out why they were here.
"I should probably start calling myself Kazuma and think I'm Kazuma, because I am Kazuma, maybe?"
Kazuma, goes back to the chair and sits down where he continues this mystical research of male masturbation.
❥A Few Curiosities Later
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Kazuma quickly gets up as he looks around his room, but he sighs.
He's still Satou Kazuma.
He looks around and looks at his hands only to see some dryness on his own palms and fingers.
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"I wonder what happened while I was sleeping"
After washing his own dry hands and he washed his own body, Kazuma decides maybe it's a good time for a walk, and since this is Konosuba, maybe the world will be like konosuba? Maybe…
Kazuma wears his tracksuit as he makes sure he's not looking like a shitty homeless boy who doesn't take care of himself.
"If I'm right it should be night, and Kazuma is supposed to be buying a new limited video game, but I'm not really...into games...so…"
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Kazuma shrugs as he gets his bag and gets out of his house as he feels the breeze of the night. Instead of going after what Kazuma is initially planning, guess he'll explore the place around him to see if there's any anime-like features, or it's just like any ordinary house on Earth.
"Sheesh, it's cold here. But since I did like anime, and would wish I would be in one, I guess there's no more point in complaining!"
Kazuma puts his hands on his waist as he breathes in before screaming out.
"My name is Satou Kazuma!! I'm a shut in neet and I really- … really… uhh…"
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"H-How do I talk like Kazuma…?"
He almost forgot that if he changes the way he talks in the show, it could be a problem!
Also he has no clue what he knows of himself!
" … Ehh, who cares! I don't need to stay in character. I'm a proud- … Ueh fuck this."
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