25 Ch.25

|AN: You guys are crazy, just woke up (I'm apparently off college for today) and the fic is at 3rd place on popular.|

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I slap Bakugou across the face healing him, He immediately tries to get up and attack me once again. I however am having none of that, I grabbed his arm before he could react and erased his quirk.

"Stop," I stated my face blank and unchanging. "If you try that shit again I will have Nezu expel you. Do you understand?" He stares at me for a couple of seconds clicks his tongue pushes me away and walks back to the group of students that is class 1a.

"Using the big guns on a brat makes me feel like a brat myself…" I grumble and kick a loose pebble.

"That's because you are a brat Shikage, just a tall brat," Aizawa smirked and chuckled while patting my back. I laughed and nudged him playfully, "Ah! Come on Shota! I am your fellow teacher you should show me some respect~" I fake whined and he just waved me off.

He starts writing down the battle in his now-opened Holopad. As he is doing that I walk over to a familiar big-chested girl with black hair. But stop halfway and freeze up.

Shit.

Just because I am powerful, cool and handsome doesn't mean that I have learned to speak to girls! Damn you! Damn you, the past life of indulging in lowlife shit!

Damn… This sucks, in front of me is a girl with massive tits (I am a tit guy, ass is good and all but I have always gravitated towards large breasts.) and I can't even think of what to say.

I am so glad I have my speed-thinking quirk-

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Quirk: Speed thinking.

Description: The user can think so fast they can think an entire day's worth of thoughts in just a few seconds. The User must be standing still or the quirk doesn't work period, This ability can speed up the thinking process by 1'000 times.

Note: The user can only think up to a day and a half of thought before the quirk cooldown is over, this quirk can only be used twice a day and has a cooldown of two hours, Once the user has used the second usage of this quirk he must have eight hours of sleep before they can use it again. (This doesn't work with regenerative quirks.)

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Without it, I would look like a stupid little beta male.

Now that I am looking at her and her tits she looks more… voluptuous. Her breasts are giant something that you would only see in DxD but they don't sag or anything like that, It's like she is an actual anime character- Wait a goddamn minute! This is an anime!

Sigh, well whatever I can do this just talk to her like you would talk to anyone else.

If I didn't turn on Speed Thinking It would look like I have been staring in one spot for 15 minutes. But it's barely been a millisecond in reality.

I turn off the quirk and continue walking over to the group of students I stop right beside Momo before walking again, "Looking good." FUCK! Looking good?! What am I a teenage boy?! Wait… I am a teenage boy…

I facepalm and the girls around me noticed what I said and started giggling at me.

"Hahaha, Smooth real smooth dude." Said Kaminari patting my back. I crouched down and started to draw circles into the ground…

"Fuck…" I cursed with dramatic tears running down my face and an imaginary storm crowd above my head.

"It happens to the best of us." Said a small grape-headed perv. Damn, how do I look if he had to go and comfort me!

I am supposed to be some mega Chad with an 8-inch cock who can get all the girls… And it's supposed to be easy since I don't have an 8-inch cock I have a 9 and half inch! God how degrading…

{Somewhere in the Omniverse Chad_ThunderCo_ck aka Chad-Sensei looks down upon Shikage with a look of pure disappointment.}

God, why does it feel like I have disappointed someone important?

I get up and walk away back to Aizawa with a look of shame.

|AN: My man just got a reality check, life isn't a smut novel! And he just learned the hard way.|

"Are you done embarrassing yourself?" I nod with a tear in my eye. A manly tear! I swear!

"Good…" He points at Todoroki to go into the box but when he looks at the box he faces palms. The box was destroyed by my Magma comet.

I saw this and walked over to it and tapped the ground with my foot and dirt forms and filled up the holes, however, there were still patches of the group that no longer had grass.

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Quirk: dirt manipulation

description: The user can control dirt and form small amounts of it out of their body, however, this is only limited to the amount that can fit in a bathtub. The User can control more dirt than they can produce.

Note: This doesn't count as rocks, plants or anything that is specifically dirt.

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"Well, that fixed that," Aizawa commented and I walked over to my side of the box and waited for Todoroki to enter.

He walked over slowly and took his place at the other side of the box with a stoic expression.

"Alright, Zuko let's do this!" I said excitedly my prior sadness was forgotten in turn for excitement for the battle.

Todoroki tilts his head like a confused dog, "Who is Zuko my name is Shoto Todoroki…" He said his voice sounding dull and perplexed.

"Ah, it's an inside joke you wouldn't understand." He just Blankly stared at me and I laughed in turn.

Aizawa raised his hand and started to count from ten like the previous fights.

"10."

"9."

"8."

"7."

"6."

"5."

"4."

"3."

"2."

"1."

"GO!" He swipes down indicating the start of the battle.

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(AN)

Cliffhanger-kun strikes again!

1k chapter again I am on a streak~!

Bye!