1 Ch.1 The deal

in some dimension far from the earth, we find a fiery place some don't believe in Hell.

a soul is ushered into this dimension with no prior warning he is sucked into a grand castle filled with portraits of a person or could it even be called that as it had red skin horns that loop around its head, eyes that followed him and a devilish smile that seemed to know what he was thinking.

'Huh, where am I? why am I surrounded by ugly devil dudes'

"That's rude of you I quite like those it was drawn by DaVinci"

'Isn't he dead, arent I dead also If I'm in heaven now I'm in the wrong place and earth got god's appearance wrong'

"We are in hell kid and I'm the devil and DaVinci did some pretty fun things when he was alive and got a place right next to most dictators"

'Didn't he do donations? also, how can you hear me when I'm not talking'

"You are talking kid but you are just a soul now so you are not really talking but I can hear you also enough with the chit chat I didn't bring you here to talk about all the inhabitants of hell I brought you here because your life was cut short by some interference from my father 'god' as you call him"

'What did I do I only lived out my own life following my desires'

"That's the problem you were different from other humans you had no common goal no real reason for living and just did whatever came to mind and that made you dangerous similar to those similar to you before you and so he ended your life before the climax of your story to prevent damage to his precious world"

'Ok so now what unto eternal suffering?'

"Well that would usually be the case but I see potential in you that I could only see in some hell kings so I shall offer you a choice be given a second life in a random fictional universe made real by the imagination of humans or go and suffer for eternity in hell"

'What are the conditions of this second chance?'

"Ah, smart Kid hehe not trusting the devil are you now? good choice there is a condition but it would not affect you in a sense as you would already do it, the condition is to be as chaotic as you were in your previous life at least just a bit of it would make for prime entertainment especially in the world I'm sending you to."

'So are there any benefits to this or am I going to die like last time by interference?'

"Hmm, good point well I will grant you some level of invisibility from gods of that universe and the choice to choose your own race with some added benefits now go and pick!" he says as he throws a thin blue screen at jack

Jack proceeds to look through a wide variety of races but stops on one particular race the xenomorph he had read and seen movies about this alien monstrosity and while it had some weaknesses it would make out to be the strongest out of most the races on the screen so he chose it. As he chose this particular race he was given an option on his sub-species with the and while most looked situational there was one that shined more than all of them combined literally. The Red Devourer King a 10-foot tall combination of every alien subspecies made by a devourer king killing and eating each subspecies one of its own race a never seen before alien, able to steal the powers of those it consumes and assimilate them into its own DNA with no downfalls of traditional genetic modification. This ability was similarly given to those of its children which could only steal the abilities of the host they are spawned from. It also had no weaknesses so he decided to choose this one and when he told the devil his choice he was surprised.

"Ooh going truly chaotic I didn't think you would pick the Xenomorphs considering you were human not long ago well now that you are heading towards the universe I might as well tell you it's going to be mostly of the marvel universe movies with some alterations well enjoy oh and just so you know you are heading straight to 1940s 3 years before the first main event enjoy bursting out of some random joe schmoes chest"

'Wait wha...'

"Bye now make it interesting for me, will you? You have all the time in the world as the xenomorphs don't age!"

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