2 Hi I’m Kali

'Shitt, Did I die again?' I thought

Because i woke up and i got blinded by bright light, white everywhere. It took a moment to remember what happened last time and it kinda made it clear for me.

'Im dead again aren't I' *sigh*

"Old man that was a little too harsh sending me out just to die again!" I yelled and looked around waiting for the old man God to come out looking around it feels a little different then the first time i met him. Like the lights are too bright. And I'm sitting on an iron chair... with cuffs on attached to a table.

"Oh" 'shitt'

'Okay the old man said something about marvel world, didn't say which one but since i had that epic entrance it had to have caught the eyes of the big leagues. Pfft what am i talking about of course i did, and me being chained to a table in a white jail like room could only be the proof' His eyes hurt just from looking at what feels like car headlights staring right at him so he just closed his eyes.

"Look who is awake" a voice kinda gruffy came out. 'Well i would open my eyes to see but id rather not be blinded' and so he calmly sit there and closed his eyes.

'Yup this clears it, I'm in S.H.I.E.L.D., though this fury sounds a little different. I wonder if he's still the same old Samuel L. Jackson.' I thought with a smile on my face.

"Huh, so who are you?" I asked my eyes slowly opening, a shilouette walked up close enough to block some lights for my face allowing me to open it without being blinded but i can barely see him as if he was a just an outline for a shadow but i can see some features like his trench coat and his bald head.

"That should be our question. That was quiet an entrance you made" Fury said

"Right?! I mean it probably looks epic and all but I didn't have any control over it so..."

"Yeaa? Did this so called 'Old Man' send you here like that?"

"Hmm? What old man?" I asked with a questioning face.

"That was the first thing you said when you woke up." Fury said pulling out the chair on the other side of the table sitting down.

"Don't play dumb" Fury demanded

As he sat down half the lights turned off with me finally being able to see him. 'Samu-Nick Fury in the flesh'

"Who are you? And what are you doing on earth?" Fury asked looking straight at me.

"You say that as if i-" 'Woah what the hell!' I was about to play the game a bit more messing with fury when this warm sensation spread around my body making me feel refreshed and full of energy, it made me feel like i could do anything.

'What is this' The energy spread around i looked around sensing this energy around, i looked in front to see fury and on his body was this energy i can feel.

'Wooaaaahhh hohohohohoho, THIS IS KIII!! Oh god i forgot about the wishes, man i was so caught up and excited talking to this paranoid bald man i forgot about my golden finger.' I had a crazy maniac smile on my face which made Fury frown a little putting his right hand on his holster.

'I can feel other people around us, hmm backup? Of course its back up it's Fury' I decided i should get this over and i looked back at Fury.

"Hi, I'm Kali, Kali Green... and now that i introduced myself aren't you gonna do the same??" I asked with my best genuine smile.

"What are you doing on earth? Where did you come from?" He asked ignoring my question.

'Ouch you baldie you gonna just ignore my question like that, and right after i introduced myself too?' I thought, i looked at fury straight in his eyes ignoring his question.

"Fury, what is your intentions of being on earth?" Seeing me not answering and waiting for his name he answered and at the same time questioned

'*sigh* This is hopeless' i sigh knowing it's gonna be a while

"Fury huh? What a name, you must get furious a lot huh? Does he?" I asked looking at a mirror where i felt an energy that has more than the others, Fury frowned.

"No need to get all stiff just because someone foreign visits doesn't mean they have any ill intentions I have no ill intentions on earth in fact I'm from earth too, in fact im human too just... a little different."

And then it went on for many more questions which Kali complied on being patient. Though he didn't expect to meet the most paranoid man on this universe first but what can you expect life is unpredictable. Through the 'questions' or more like interrogations Kali has been on low key playing with his KI trying to get a handle on it.

"Look you asked all the important questions already and you know i have no motive to destroy whatever there is here and I'm tired with this interrogation can i go now??" A little bit over an hour i had finally lost my patience and go out

"Thats what you said but we don't know what your true intentions are or what you plan on doing at all. And let you go? Where on earth do you think your gonna go?" Fury asked

"???" I paused 'wait where am i gonna go i wasn't transmigrated or anything so i don't have a house left to me by anyone or anything by this world.' I thought about it before an idea popped up on my mind

"I'm gonna rule the world" i said to fury who was still waiting for an answer and his face twitched before moving his hand to his handgun.

"Pfftt bahahahahahahahah oh you should have seen the look on yourself..." i bawled out laughing

"Do you know how much work there is just to keep a city alive and thriving, its a nightmare work let alone the whole world? Ugh who would wanna lead or control something that has too much work. Ill tell you what i wanna do i wanna have an easy life, i like to eat a-lot of food but not as much as i love cooking them. Now that is the kind of easy life i follow. And i need your help on that maybe an apartment or ooh ooh a restaurant yes a restaurant I'll take it" i said making a request with him looking at me like I'm an idiot.

"And what the hell. Makes you. Think. Im gonna just give you what you want?" Fury asked

"Well either you do that..." i flared up my KI up as much as i can and my aura spread out like wildfire.

Fury shocked at the sudden power stood up aiming his gun at my head but is shaking with anger and shock apparent on his face since my aura is a little bit too much for him. The door swung open and a tactical unit ran in by two lines and shakily surrounded us aiming there guns at me.

'Cool so i can do that' i was still sitting down calmly and i slowly stood up making the group nervous with the aura I'm emitting.

"Stand down" Fury yelled out for me to stand down and sit down.

"Like i said Fury either you give me a place to stay, or I'm just gonna get out of here i mean doesn't that make you nervous? A super-powered being like me just walking around with you having no control over. But if it was a place where you can offer me to stay then well I'll be in your area of sight where you could watch over me making sure I don't do something like pfft world domination." I said as i slowly put down my aura.

Fury seeing me still not making a move to hurt anyone secretly sigh in relief. He put his hands up while also signaling the unit to stand down and move out. Seeing the unit out and the door closing Fury looked back at Kali with a frown.

"You know you should take it easy on the frowning i heard it causes wrinkles haha." I laughed teasing him.

"Look fury i just wanna settle down if anything we can just continue later since I know you got more 'questions'." I said sitting back down waiting for a response

Fury just stood there staring for a while before huffing and walking out leaving me alone in there.

"Was that a YES? Or a NO?"

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A couple of days later in a crowded street.

Civilians stop just to see what is going on and what the ruckus is. A while ago a couple of black cars rolled in with about 3 trucks. Stopping at a two story building where there used to be a restaurant where it closed down due to being out of order. That was what was said about it but others had rumors of gangs in the area sucking it's money dry.

As the doors opened men with suits got out the car and started working on the place. After a while they opened the trucks and started to bring in wares and furnitures. After another while another car drove in. Getting out of the backseats was agent Hill followed by Kali.

"So this is the place, haha not bad not bad at all" I got out looking at the building, it was located in the east side of the city which is where chinatown is. 'Enough to make use of my godly chef skills'.

"It is a two story building, the top floor has 4 rooms; 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom and the last room which is a joint for a small kitchen and a living room. Then there is the bottom; 5 rooms 2 for men and women's bathroom 1 for storage room 1 for locker room and then the kitchen and dining hall, top floor is smaller than the bottom." Agent Hill put out her tablet and started describing the buildings i was to live in.

"Sheesh you guys overdone it, but thanks Hill I'll gladly take it." I said as i was taking in all the info.

"The basic furnitures and house decors are covered by the agency as well as the restaurants cooking equipment and so on. There is a total of 20 round table, 1 enough for 6-7 people with 10 small squared tables fit for 2-4. 10 more round tables in the back or the building, there is enough ingredients that could last you about half a month." Hill continued ignoring my response

"Hahahahaha as expected of S.H.I.E.L.D." I laughed while she stared at me, though they told me they were Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement, Logistics Division they never said S.H.I.E.L.D. Guess she'll have to report it now.

"Mann, this is a great start, tell Fury i owe him one" i said walking in looking around everything seems to be almost done and i was amazed by the work of these men. Are they trained to do everything? Or maybe S.H.I.E.L.D. has its own moving company.

I walked in the kitchen checking it out and mann would this be something Gordon Ramsay would be happy about. A very clean and large enough space kitchen for people to walk around on. I walked to the storage room and opened the large door and mann was it heaven. Raw meat hangin on hooks, Veggies and Fruits on the shelves, Fresh Fish on foam box filled with ice.

"Sir what would you like the restaurant to be named?" I was in the middle of my ecstasy when one of the agents came and asked me.

"Name? Sheesh how can i forget about the name, hmm the name will be..." i stood there on a thinking pose. Then i just closed the storage room and made my way to the sign while the agent followed me.

"Hmm....Hmmmm...Hmmmmmm... Okay how about we go for [Dragon's Tongue]? Can that fit in?" I asked but it took me a couple minutes to think before being stuck on this one.

"It should be fine sir" The agent said before doing his thing. Idk what the f*ck his thing is so i just went on for more exploring. Going upstairs i was truly satisfied with the arrangements of the top floor nice bed don't know who the second bedrooms for but we'll just leave it for the guest room i guess. Walking into the bathroom

"Awww yess aright time to shower been on this S.H.I.EL.D. Jumpsuit for about two and a half days now" grabbing a towel i showered while the men were still working the place.

Thirty minutes after a bath and a shower i walked out but came back to the mirror 'Oh yup this is definitely not my body' i examined my face and body. White hair with faded sides slick back hair on top with a petite goatee on my chin. What surprised me was that the body had many scars, what seemed like cut scars, bullet scars with even scars that looked like bites and scratches. My body has the same type of shape as Thor, tall and buff, except Thor is taller than me and buffer than me. But the body was like that of a war god fierce, fearless, and crazy when needed.

"Hahahahahah" I laughed out loud ' Mann i look manly, definitely a badass look, though I'm glad i don't look like one of those pretty fuckboys. That shitt always annoyed me, and this new body of mine is manly enough to get some ladies tho... Right this is another world and those reincarnated pretty boys always get the girls right?? Should i get a Harem??' i wondered

"Ppffttttt Hahahahahhahahaha" I laughed out so loud some of the still working agents got startled by my loud voice 'Fuck Harem I'm not here to waste my time on that stupid stuff I'm here for the action and the thrills'