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Next day after school we went to clean the pool i realy wanted to burn it clean but i was held back by others and Rias well...
Rias: WHERE IS THE OTHER ROUTES TELL ME NOW!
Shirou: Rias put me down, didn't i told you to not to read it in one day look you have bags under your eyes
Rias: WHO IS ARCHER AND WHY IS HE SO SIMILAR TO YOU DAMMIT
I was saved by Issei who just groped her breasts and she started flirting with him what the hell.
Akeno: Shirou you two were talking about how Rias smelled you guys okay now?
Artoria: Well we can kinda smell personality traits sooo..
Shirou: Someone finally pulled out the flagpole up her ass so it's better now
Akeno:...
Artoria:...
Akeno: You really didn't like her at first did you
Shirou: Nope not at all
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After the cleaning was done we got changed to our swimsuits i got a black short and Artoria got herself a white one piece swimsuit, but my scar from lancer gained some attention.
Kiba: How do you even survive this
Issei: Dude WTF
Girls were too shocked to talk i mean of course if you had a scar on your heart that comes out of your back things get weird
Shirou: I didn't survive a friend of mine sacrificed an family treasure
Rias: Like in the book!
Shirou: Yeah i used that in the book too
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Rest of the time was spent swiming and watching Issei cockblock himself after that we are informed to come to a shrine at a different date i guess Michael wants to meet us before the treaty, but what we have coming up is many times worse it's class observation day meaning we'll meet satans, well it would go good i think i didn't do anything wrong and i saved their sisters.
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Passing by the showdown between Issei and Vali we made it in to school there's about 30 minutes fof class to begin, the reason we came early because i would rather do this early and there they are Lucifer and his Wife/Maid
Shirou :Good morning
Sirzechs :Good morning, didn't think you'll come to talk this early
Shirou :It's better to get it out of the way don't you think so Lucifer-sama
Sirzechs :Well then, why this town
Shirou :A high class devil gets killed under questionable reasons to hide the truth about the king piece then sisters of satans comes to study, one of thd towns that has the highest number of strays popping and last but not least an averted Possible war how could i resist
Sirzechs :What
Shirou :Hmm and one would think you'd be the ruler of your species guess baels are good at keeping secrets
Sirzechs :I will look into this but if it's wrong...
Shirou :Please what would i get by giving you more work. Please continue
Sirzechs :Who are you people and don't think of lying making fake ids are easy for supernatural
Shirou :Well best secret identity is the one that's not secret at all we just never used our skills in public before, there's a terrorists organization aiming for the end of creation after all
Shirou :Sigh ophis wants to kill great red so she started a group but she's not ruling it since they are not strong enough yet. You guys are really blind as bats, Azazel living couple blocks down the street and no one knew dude comes to the arcade next to the school evey month for local prize
Shock on their faces ahh that's the stuff yes i think have a problem it's getting addicting
Sirzechs: Thanks for sharing
Shirou: Well we're working for peace, we might as be allies
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Time for the clay molding part i already decided to make a blue police box and a man next to it with a fez, there's no doctor who here but i replayed it from memory for Artoria since it's UK show.
Shirou :Artoria it's finished
Artoria :Ohh it looks realistic
Shirou :What did you make
Artoria :Here i made a model of kay and did you finished the secret project
Shirou: yeah i got it
After the event we almost got our sculptures destroyed by angry mob because Issei not only made Nude Rias also made a Nude Akeno he seems extra perverted lately and made our way to gym so we could finally meet sera she's the only character Artoria and me like because of the same reason, SHE'S A MAGICAL GIRL
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Quickly coming to the gym we found the women in question posing in different stances, we immideatly pulled our phone and started taking photos until Saji came to disperse the crowd and after that Sona and the rest came, time to move i pulled out the mini Levia-tan from inventory and approach them
Shirou :Sorry to bother you Levia-tan but can you sing this please
Sona :Shirou what are you doing
Shirou :Meeting my favorite magical girl? even Artoria's a fan
Serafall :Of course I'll sing it here cutie
Artoria :Yes!
Sona :....
Shirou : well don't let us hold you guys see you tomorrow
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It's another day and today we're meeting the trap vampire before we're going to meet Michael to me yes he looks like a girl but i could tell apart them so it's not confusing to me, Artoria was having a hard time between deciding whether she should hug him or not but we learned that any devil she hugs starts smoking because of her holy aura, now they are trying to train Gasper to control his sacred gear by throwing ball at him dude i know it's funny in the books but wtf dude
Shirou: Here try this it should be less scary
I gave them soap bubbles
Azazel :Nice thinking kid and by the way you can use absorbsion line to suck excess energy so it doesn't go out of control
Shirou :I really hate your sudden aperance acts
Issei : AZAZEL
Azazel :Hey kid
Rias :What are you doing here Azazel
Rest of the talk wen the same and we decided to go to the shirine to meet the archangel himself
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Issei: so what do you think, why we're here
Shirou: we'll probably meet some big shot from church since they don't know us and you are the oppai dragon
Ddraig: Please stop calling that
Shirou: Get used to it
Ddraig: *sniff*
Artoria:is it fine to bully him
I just shrugged
coming to the top i saw the man himself and my armor manifested itself without order
Michael: ohh it's really a saints shroud
Shirou :Are you going to take it back
Michael :No no shrouds choose their wearers it's okay, no we have a saint and a maiden
Shirou: I don't think she's much of a maiden anym..*Insert Karate Chop*
Michael: Don't worry i meant as symbolic now that i saw you two myself there's nothing else i want from you two thank you for coming all this way
Shirou: wait for real
Michael: Well i would have invited you two to church but you already refused but it would be nice if we could ask for assistance from time to time
It seems that was all huh after talking a bit more we left Issei needs his alone time with Akeno.
Treaty happening tonight let's get ready.
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