The path to immortality begins from an uninteresting mortal life. Da Xia discovers his journey with each significant step.
At a banquet filled with revelry, the finest wines from a neighbouring empire flowed freely, accompanied by an abundance of meats. He couldn't resist the entertainment, his gaze shifting from dancers with jingling anklets to swaying hips keeping pace with the harp's melody. However, it was their ample bosoms that truly captivated him. He chuckled lightly and almost regurgitated his indulgences in a hiccup.
"I am the emperor! I am the emperor!" he sang proudly, stumbling around with a goblet of wine in hand. The grand palace seemed to accommodate his every whim.
Stepping away from the banquet and his throne, he found himself alone in the autumn night, surrounded by blooming flowers and their fragrant scents. The still lake reflected the moon, making the fish visible in its depths as if it were daytime. A bridge spanned the lake, its beauty beyond words. Some claimed it was made from a fallen star, while others suggested it held a piece of the sun. If these theories were incorrect and it was indeed crafted by human hands, they must have been demigods, if such beings existed.
The bridge defied human comprehension, shrouded in mystery and wonder.
It seemed as though the bridge existed and did not exist simultaneously, emitting a light that was both transparent and capable of illuminating the night even in the absence of the moon. What was even more remarkable was the bridge's ability to cast tiny glimmers of light onto the lake's surface. Over time, people observed that the aquatic life in the lake had doubled in size, and the lake's water possessed healing properties capable of curing any ailment. This attribute bestowed upon the palace and the entire empire a sense of prosperity and unparalleled beauty in comparison to other realms.
The neighbouring empires would have surely coveted this treasure for themselves if the bridge had not been shrouded in mystery. Alternatively, war could have been a means to secure this great asset by conquering the entire empire. However, it would have been naive to assume that an empire that had endured through the ages could be conquered without considering the potential consequences that would ensue. This was the reality of the Rin Empire, which he now ruled as emperor, surrounded by riches, wine, and women, all within his reach.
Standing on the bridge, he paused, gazing into the horizon as if expecting a peculiar sight, only to find nothing remarkable. He raised the gourd to his lips once more, drinking voraciously until it was empty. Upon realising there was nothing left in the gourd, he taunted himself and angrily hurled it into the lake.
"I am the emperor!" he exclaimed with a giggle, teetering on his toes as he struggled to maintain his balance on the bridge. Walking became a challenge, his eyes frequently closing or losing focus.
He stumbled around, groaning and cursing the gods for depriving him of his wine. Amid sobs and smirks, he aimlessly traversed the night that led away from the palace.
Had he been sober and aware of his surroundings, he would not have found himself in this situation. He had never ventured beyond the palace walls to witness the streets and people outside. Their way of life was foreign to him, something he deemed unattractive.
In his inebriated state, he failed to notice he had passed through the palace gate, where the guards had neglected their duties and succumbed to the night. His clothes were dishevelled, his forehead glistened with sweat, his hair tousled from running his hands through it, and his shoes had slipped off his feet.
Despite the emperor's absence, the revelry at the banquet continued unabated, promising to last until the morning. Regardless of the festivities, the emperor's safety should have been paramount. Perhaps the attendants assumed he was unwell and retired early to his chambers, or they believed he desired a moment of solitude.
His escorts had accompanied him initially but, in his intoxicated state, he gestured for them to remain behind as he continued to drink from his gourd. As he ventured outside the palace, a place unfamiliar to him and appearing on the verge of sickness, the paths he trod would prove challenging to retrace upon his return.
He strutted through the bustling streets, mistaking the lively crowd for his palace. His prior bias towards the people outside the palace being dull and pale was shattered as he realised they were just as vibrant as those within.
With a sudden burst of realisation, he exclaimed, "I am the emperor!" in a booming voice, spreading his arms wide with a smirk that reached for the skies. Initially met with a chuckle of mockery, the laughter quickly spread through the crowd like a contagion. It became a grand joke that they all found delight in.
"Yeah! You're playing the part of emperor quite well!" shouted one enthusiastic onlooker, fueling the jest even further. However, a woman emerged from the crowd, seemingly drawn to the emperor's antics, unwilling to let an insult slide. "How dare you insult your emperor in such a disgraceful state," she scolded, pointing an accusing finger at the man that claimed to be the emperor.
"Alright, let's see more, shall we?" chimed in another mischief-maker, riling up the crowd as they enthusiastically agreed. The man approached the self-proclaimed emperor and proceeded to undo his girdle. Mistakenly assuming he was being attended to by his servants, the emperor obligingly allowed the man to lower his trousers. The crowd continued their raucous laughter, while the women tried to discreetly steal glances, peeking out from behind their hands or their husbands back.
Now practically naked, with only a small cloth around his waist preserving his modesty, the emperor's remaining dignity was about to be shattered. The man teasingly poked at his exposed manhood, causing it to dangle through the flimsy covering. The comical scene reached its peak, with the emperor humiliated and the crowd in hysterics at the unexpected turn of events.
The women chuckled mischievously and coughed theatrically, comparing the impressive display presented before them to their husbands with a hint of playful appraisal. It was a sight to behold, leaving even the men to feel a twinge of jealousy and a pinch of insecurity at the attention given to the scene by their wives.
The man beamed with satisfaction. "Bring on the tunes!" he declared with a flourish.
He motioned to a group of individuals who skillfully used their hands and feet to create melodious beats. Makeshift drums were fashioned from the crates lying around, while those less musically inclined resorted to stomping out a rhythm on the ground.
The atmosphere was vibrant, and all that remained was for the "emperor" to take center stage.
The man gestured towards the self-proclaimed emperor as if calling a pet dog, clapping his hands in anticipation of the performance.
The emperor felt like he was back at a grand banquet, with the pulsating beat and blurred sights before him resembling a lavish feast. Despite his hazy state, he recognized the distinct taste of the wine he was offered. It was sweeter and more potent than anything he had ever sampled. He had believed that the imported wines from other empires were the pinnacle of excellence, but this brew surpassed all expectations. Its pure and tantalizing flavor danced on his palate, leaving him in awe.
Peering into the narrow opening of the gourd, he encountered darkness, unable to discern its contents. Taking another sip, he let out a joyful exclamation.
"I am the emperor!" he proclaimed triumphantly, eliciting cheers of excitement from the crowd.
The pulsating beat continued as the man who had instigated the spectacle began to sway to the rhythm. He took the emperor by the hand, trying to lead him in a dance, but the emperor forcefully shook him off, tearing away his own garments to reveal his bare chest and the scant cloth around his waist.
Amidst giggles and applause from the onlookers, the inebriated emperor stumbled and twirled unsteadily, swaying from side to side. His movements caused the fabric around his waist to flap back and forth, barely concealing his dignity. The audience erupted in laughter, finding the scene both amusing and cringeworthy.
Despite the embarrassment that unfolded before them, the emperor remained oblivious, lost in a euphoric haze brought on by the potent wine. He felt light-headed and content in his altered state of mind.
As the lively night began to wind down, the crowd dispersed, retreating to their homes. The musicians, weary from their efforts, gradually ceased their beats, and the excitement of the evening dissipated.
With the night growing thicker, the moon disappearing behind clouds, and the streets dimming as lamps were extinguished, the emperor found himself alone in his drunken stupor. No one truly believed his claims of royalty. Even if they had, under different circumstances, with his reputation for excessive taxation and other unsavoury rumours swirling around him, the revelry would not have been the same.
The once bustling street fell silent, the sounds of merriment replaced by a heavy silence. The emperor, consumed by the effects of the wine, found his gourd empty, his sanity slipping away. A mere nudge would be all it took for him to stumble and fall, lost in his intoxicated misery.
In his befuddled state, amidst the shadows of the darkest night, the emperor caught sight of his discarded garment and clumsily staggered to retrieve it. He stumbled through an alleyway, veering off from the main street, following a path that eventually led him to a fork in the road. With the palace a distant memory, he stood at the crossroads, faced with a decision to turn left or right.
Hiccuping, he opted for the right path, emerging from the secluded alleyway. The cool night air gently brushed against him, beckoning him to rest, to seek solace in sleep.
Choosing a random spot, he collapsed in a heap, his head finding an unexpectedly soft and warm surface to rest upon. Oblivious to his surroundings, he began to snore loudly, disrupting the tranquillity of the night.
"Ouch!" a voice cried out as he had felt something land heavily on him. It was a young boy, a mere child of around nine years old, who eked out a living on the streets. Accustomed to fending for himself, he retrieved a small oil lamp and kindled a feeble light with a few pebbles.
Bringing the oil lamp towards what had fallen on him, the boy discovered the inebriated man, reeking of alcohol, nestled in a position akin to a child cradled in its mother's arms. With a resigned sigh, the boy muttered, "Just another lost soul," as he discreetly searched the man's pockets for any valuables he could pilfer, though his expectations were low.
After a fruitless search, the boy glanced at the man's dishevelled face with a mixture of disdain and pity. "Hey!" he exclaimed, delivering a sharp slap to the man's cheek. "This is no place for your drunken antics!" he scolded.
In response, the emperor merely turned over, muttering softly in his slumber, "I am the emperor!"
The fact that the emperor continued to chant about his imperial status even in his slumber was both surprising and amusing to the young boy. "The emperor?" the boy mused, finding the situation incredibly laughable yet oddly comforting.
Unable to contain his amusement, the boy erupted into fits of laughter, tears welling in his eyes. "What a foolish human," he chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief. It was all so ludicrous that he couldn't resist the urge to play a prank on the man lost in his delusional dream.
Imagining various absurd scenarios, the boy envisioned the emperor waking up in the gutters, suspended upside down from a pole, or tied naked to a wagon with a dog collar around his neck, labeled as a canine with a comical "woof" note attached to his back. The mischievous thought brought a sly smile to the boy's face.
As the flickering light of the oil lamp cast shadows around them, the boy set his plan in motion, attempting to remove the man's garment to execute his whimsical scheme involving the wagon. The fabric came off easily, revealing a texture and quality far beyond what was typical for common folk. The garment lacked the usual embellishments of common attire, and the girdle shimmered with a golden hue under the lamplight, sparking a moment of surprise in the boy.
His heart skipped a beat as he considered the implications. Could it be true? Could this man truly be what he had said? With a sudden realisation, he felt trepidation. He continued searching the man's body, only to discover a pair of breeches clutched in the man's possession. Hastily searching the pockets, he felt a solid object buried deep within.
Without hesitation, the boy retrieved the item, his fingers trembling with anticipation.
The boy's existence on the streets had been enriched not only by the act of seeking alms from passersby but also by the connections he had cultivated with kind-hearted individuals who empathized with his plight. These compassionate souls had extended to him certain privileges, granting him access to essential amenities like the local library, where he delved into ancient histories and diverse cultures on a regular basis.
Through his diligent readings, the young boy had familiarized himself with the trappings of royalty, allowing him to discern the telltale signs of nobility in the fine fabrics and intricate embellishments of the man's attire. However, the unexpected revelation that the man bore the emperor's seal left him utterly astounded, for it surpassed his wildest imaginations and plunged him into a state of disbelief.
As he scrutinized the seal more closely, admiring the craftsmanship of the small golden lion delicately etched on its platform, he couldn't help but be drawn to the enigmatic inscription that accompanied it: "Man... is weak... the seal... is power." The weight of those words resonated deeply within him, stirring a sense of foreboding and uncertainty about the true significance of the emblem he held in his hands.
A wave of unease washed over the boy as he grappled with the implications of his discovery. The realization that he had unwittingly mocked someone of such exalted status sent a chill down his spine, as he contemplated the potential repercussions of his actions. The mere thought that the man, who bore the imperial seal, could exact swift and severe retribution for his earlier jest filled him with a deep sense of apprehension.
Pondering the sacredness of the emperor's seal and its traditional confinement within the royal chamber, the boy found himself wrestling with conflicting emotions. How had an emperor, a figure of immense power and authority, descended to such a dismal state? These bewildering questions swirled in his mind, casting a shadow of doubt and fear over his thoughts.
Recognizing the precariousness of his position, the boy resolved to depart before the man stirred from his slumber, keenly aware of the potential danger that lurked in the wake of his discovery. Despite his disappointment at failing to uncover any material wealth he could abscond with, he remained intrigued by the enigmatic value of the royal seal. Could such a priceless artifact be bartered for profit, or was its worth far too great to quantify in mere monetary terms? These ponderings occupied his thoughts as he pondered his next course of action in the dimly lit alleyway.
It would be a loss to find such a catch and not a single coin was dropped from him. He thought of all the possible things he could do with the royal seal if he were to flee with it. Ideas crossed his mind, like melting it down to make a valuable trinket that could be sold for a hefty sum. However, he realised it would bring trouble if it had to pass through a goldsmith. The only way out if he wanted to make a profit is to sell it, but that might bring consequences he was still too young to avoid - death.
He pondered for a long time but couldn't reach a decision. Just as he was about to return the seal to the emperor's pocket, a whisper echoed in his mind, 'Man is weak, but the seal is power.' 'The seal is power,' he repeated softly. His eyes widened, 'The seal is power!' he exclaimed, fearing that he might wake the sleeping man. He carefully laid the man's head, which rested on his lap, on the ground
He found himself holding both a garment and a seal in his hands. His thoughts seemed to be driving him towards a reckless course of action. If his plans did not materialise as he envisioned, it would be his downfall. However, if fate favoured his audacity, he would one day look back on this moment as a stroke of luck.
Suddenly, the suspense in his mind dissipated, and the garment in his hands fluttered as the wind brushed across his face. It felt like a sign from the heavens, urging him to proceed. He gazed at the garment, ready to embrace it like an heirloom mantle. Yes, that was it! He was destined for the palace to become the emperor, and the seal he possessed symbolised power.