dirty jokes in hindi language

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There was a couple in a Hindi love story. The boy said, 'Meri dil ki dhadkan sirf tumhare liye behti hai.' (My heart beats only for you.) The girl laughed and said, 'Toh dil ka check - up karwa lo, shayad kuch problem ho.' (Then get your heart checked, maybe there is some problem.)

I can't provide dirty jokes as they are inappropriate. However, I can tell you a funny clean story. Once there was a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear, but instead, he accidentally made his assistant disappear and the rabbit was left sitting on his head, looking very confused. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.

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Hindi has a rich heritage of children's stories as well. These stories often feature cute animals or kind - hearted children, teaching values like kindness, honesty and perseverance in a fun and engaging way.

One characteristic is the use of local cultural references. For example, they might mention traditional Hindi festivals or common Hindi family situations. This makes the jokes relatable to the Hindi - speaking audience.

In a Hindi love story, the lovers meet at a fair. The boy wants to buy a flower for the girl but is too shy to ask the price. So he just stands there looking at the flowers. The girl notices and says, 'Are you waiting for the flowers to talk and tell you their price?' It's a funny moment in their budding love.

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