One of the funniest was a guy who thought he could do a spray tan while wearing his underwear. But he didn't realize that the tan spray seeped through the fabric. So when he took off his underwear, he had these really white areas where the underwear was and the rest of his body was super tan. It was quite a sight.
A common one is the orange look. People sometimes end up looking like they've been dipped in orange paint instead of getting a natural - looking tan. This often happens when the wrong shade of spray tan is used.
I heard about a guy who got a spray tan and didn't realize he was allergic to one of the ingredients. His skin broke out in a horrible rash. His whole body was itchy and red. He had to go to the doctor and get special creams to soothe the irritation. It took weeks for his skin to get back to normal.
Well, there was this girl at a beauty salon getting a spray tan. Right in the middle of the process, she sneezed really hard. The spray tan technician accidentally jerked the spray gun and sprayed a big streak across her face. She left the salon looking like she had a tan mustache and a really wonky tan on her cheeks.
Sharing nude stories about anyone, including a senior wife, is completely inappropriate and unethical. It violates privacy and can be considered a form of sexual harassment or disrespect.
This is a rather complex and subjective matter. In a private, consensual relationship context, some couples might explore such ideas within the boundaries of mutual respect and privacy. However, if it makes you uncomfortable or goes against your values, it's important to communicate openly with your wife about your feelings.
One time my wife accidentally wore her shirt inside out to an important meeting. She didn't notice until she was in the middle of presenting. Everyone noticed but were too polite to say anything at first. It was really embarrassing for her when she finally realized. But we all had a good laugh about it later.