funniest sex story

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One time, a customer accidentally set off a vibrating product while holding it in their hand, and they jumped about a foot in the air. It was quite a sight.

Well, once there was a couple who went camping. They were setting up their tent when a gust of wind blew it away just as they were about to put the last pole in. They chased after it, slipping and sliding on the grass, and finally caught it in a rather comical heap. Their laughter filled the campsite instead of any awkwardness. It was a funny moment that brought them closer.

There was a guy who thought it would be really sexy to surprise his partner by wearing a rather skimpy and elaborate costume. But when he showed up, he got so nervous that he tripped over his own feet and landed face - first on the floor, costume all askew. His partner couldn't stop laughing instead of being turned on.

A customer went into a sex store to buy a blindfold. He put it on right there in the store to test it and then started walking around blindly, bumping into displays. Everyone in the store couldn't stop laughing.

Sharing sexual stories is inappropriate and not suitable for general discussion. We can focus on funny general short stories instead. For example, there was a story about a clumsy magician whose magic tricks always went wrong in the most hilarious ways.

Well, I heard a story where a couple was trying some acrobatic position during sex and the guy accidentally slipped and hit his head on the bedside table hard enough to need stitches. It was a wild and unexpected turn of events that landed them in the ER.

Surprise elements can make a story the funniest. For example, when you expect one thing to happen but something completely unexpected occurs. Like in the story of the parrot with the red string. You expect it to be a normal parrot that can talk, but instead it just keeps repeating 'Red string!'.

Well, there was this one time at a comedy show. A comedian told a story about how his parents' idea of a romantic evening involved trying to cook a fancy dinner but ended up with a kitchen full of smoke. It was more about the chaos of their relationship than anything else, but it was really funny.

The funny part can also be the misunderstandings during the DWI stop. One time, a driver thought the officer was asking him about his pet's name instead of his own name for the initial check. So he kept saying his dog's name over and over. The officer was really confused at first and then couldn't stop laughing when he realized what was going on. And of course, the whole situation just gets funnier as the driver tries to correct himself while still being a bit tipsy.