Rather than seeking out such potentially offensive and inappropriate stories, we can explore classic vampire literature like 'Dracula' which is full of mystery, suspense, and complex characters. It offers a more enriching and acceptable reading experience without delving into improper sexual content.
No, it is not appropriate at all. Such stories involve vulgar and inappropriate content that goes against public moral and ethical standards. Sharing this kind of content in public can make others feel uncomfortable and is also not in line with a respectful and healthy social environment.
A common 'Am I the asshole' story is when someone cancels plans at the last minute. For example, if you promised to go to a friend's party and then just texted an hour before that you can't make it. It's a bit asshole - ish. However, if you had a valid reason like a sudden illness, it's a different story. There's also the story of a coworker who takes credit for someone else's work. That coworker is most likely the asshole in that situation.
No. Sharing such personal and private stories, especially ones that are inappropriate in nature, is not acceptable. It violates privacy and is disrespectful to your wife.
In certain animal - centered fantasy novels, like those about magical beasts, there could be descriptions of one beast cleaning another in a way that might seem similar. For instance, if there's a dragon - like creature taking care of its smaller dragonlings, it might use its long tongue to clean parts of their bodies that could be misconstrued as something like this in a very general sense. However, these are always written in a more innocent and natural - care - giving context.